Place Portal on Skateboard

Place other portal on wall
Put Skateboard through the portal on the wall
WHAT THE **** WOULD HAPPEN!?

 

Can't the portals only form on surfaces that have the square footage required to support them? I think a skateboard is too small.

Besides, I'm still hung up on why you can't look directly into the gun.

 

It is a gun that creates holes in reality. It should be a given that it's a bad idea to AIM IT AT YOUR FACE.

 

Here's another portal question.

You're in between two walls that are parallel to each other. You put a portal on each wall. You stand in between the two portals and reach inside one portal and your hands appears behind you. You grab whatever you are wearing and pull yourself into the portal behind you. WTH happens?

 

It could be an excellent Halloween costume.

 

Congratulations
You just cloned a skateboard.

 

But that's creating matter and that's bad

 

So is teleporting.
Only God should have that power.
Sooner or later, you all go bad.

 

TIME PARADOX!gggg