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  1. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Pizza is what I really admire, but touching my nipples is my true desire.
     
  2. Spike H E R O

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    Ooookay, you are not someone to invite to a pizza party.
     
  3. Rhiscx Banned

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    It seems the pizza is what you require, but it is your posts that I truly aspire.

    Srry wasn't that good :( I'll come up with better.
     
  4. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    No no no, its more of this:
    A small cheese pizza would be nice, but rubbing my nipples with a block of ice, would be great.
     
  5. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Though it is one's definite fortitude I must admire,
    It is but perhaps the stock of pizza parlors' root hire:
    To whom may such pizzas would demand and inquire?
    And charged in life's topping decisions, enkindled and fired.
     
  6. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    ...I have no idea what to respond to this as.
     
  7. Rhiscx Banned

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    Oh man, now even a bigger fan!

    I've been living in a can, with my boy Stan.

    But he fell in love with Fran. And now I'm a pan, being fried and grilled In Disney Lan'!!

    Seriousy though, nice poems. It reminds me of my Greek project back in High school.
     
  8. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Alright, I think I have another one:
    Pizza is my might within my site
    But touching my nipples will make me fight
     
  9. Rhiscx Banned

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    Oh now I'm in a fright
    I think I better stay out of sight
    I mean I'd ask for a bite
    But maybe we should go and fly a kite.

    (That any good?)
     
  10. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Unleash that desire.

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    Become a human piggy bank.
     
  11. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    A kite and a piggy bank, childish to adore,
    Yet some pizza got me crazy, got me begging one or four.
    It's so crazy, so crazy, that I'm about to ride a jug
    Then find some pretty women, girls just asking for a hug.

    :3
     
  12. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Hello. AW, WHAT THE ****? I had rhymes out the wazoo ready to go.
     
  13. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Lol, by now I think everyone should know where I got the poem from, skip to 1:21:
    [video=youtube;kUIjdrNXM9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUIjdrNXM9s[/video]
     
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  15. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Damn shame, Cr1TicaL is ****ing awesome!
     
  16. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    What to do what to read,
    such an odd post I see.
    I swear you're all in serious need,
    not that I can degrade, being as I be.

    Yeah my poem kind sucked,
    but school's not back yet so who gives a *fudge*.
     
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    "I am gonna slap my ******* until I **** out my mouth."

    ...wtf is this ****
     
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