Pickle Assult!

Oh my god, this football game kicked ***. We actually won. XD


T_T My friend smacked my pickle out of my hand, and it kinda dropped to the floor. My other disgusting friend was like, 'I'm going to eat it.' So to save her some future digestive problems and diseases, I smacked the pickle out of her hand, and it fell on the floor again. I kicked it away, and it accidentally hit some preppy whore's foot. Oh my god, it was hilarious.

"*tisk* Excuse me! You kicked this pickle at my foot!"


Then she gathered up her little anorexic friends and spread the news. It was hilarious. XD