Ouya Commercial

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  1. Shiki my waifu is better than yours, thanks

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  2. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I don't really understand why the Ouya gets so much hate. It's exactly what it claims to be. Sure, it's not the groundbreaking device that can run Crysis on max settings for only $100 that people thought it would be, but it never said that that's what it would be. It's coffee mug sized game console that runs an Android based operating system on pretty cheap hardware. That's what it is and that's what its creators said it would be. The only reason people seem to hate it is that they were expecting some kind of super-god-console with real kung-fu Fleshlight action. Sure, I wouldn't buy an Ouya in a million years, but that's only because I have something more powerful.
     
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    Lol, I remember I did a project on the Ouya for Entrepreneurship 101...

    ... and got a C.
     
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    No, it's because they have like, next to no games, and controller is shit, and it's basically a crap console. Nobody was expecting a next-gen console. They expected a console with plenty games to play and that were playable on the console. Neither of which is true. Ouya is basically begging for for developers to make games for their console. And the control sticks on the controller has so many dead zones, it's just awkward. and the buttons dont work well. and the menus are blugh.
     
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  7. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    They should dial back the gore and the grossness on this one. It completely turned me off to the Ouya.

    This sounds just delightful.
     
  8. Shiki my waifu is better than yours, thanks

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    I watched a stream of some ouya games and they were clearance bin trash.