Orthodontists: Satan Re-imagined for the Modern Age

I dunno why, but I feel like ranting about my teeth tonight
I hate orthodontists. They're the worst people in the world.
"You put the braces on two sizes too small!"
"Ah well, I'm off soon"

"Can I eat with my retainer on?"
"Yes, though it might be difficult"
-Eats with retainer without any problem, promptly ruining it-
"That'll be 100 dollars for a replacement"
"I thought you said I could eat with it on"
"I didn't think you actually would"

Those are some standouts among over a years worth of memories inwhich not a SINGLE visit went without them screwing up in some way.

And at the end? I asked when would be a good time to stop using the retainer, their reply? "Make your own judgement"
So years later, I still don't know if I shold be wearing a retainer.
So yeah
Satan, basically

 

Couldn't change who you were seeing?

 

Well, I hope you feel a little better now at least.

 

My orthodontist was the smiliest person ever. I came in, could be the worst day of my life, but I would leave with a huge smile on my face because IT WAS INFECTIOUS!

 

They were all incompetent and money grubbing

 

Luckily here in germany, insurance covers for all of it, as otherwise I would've had a hige debt by now, but I've been going to the orthodontist since 2006 and there's still more, I'm just never done it seems. ._.