Organization XIII Runs A Kids Show! AHH!! THE HORROR!!! (Chapter 4)

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Organization XIII Runs A Kids Show! AHH!! THE HORROR!!!
Chapter 4
~Episode 4: Vexen!! Why Are You So..Cold???~

Xemnas was sitting behind his desk,reading a Rurouni Kenshin Manga. He looked up,and chucked the Manga over his shoulder. He then folded his hands on the desk.

"Hello kids. It's time once again...for you all to be scarred for life..." He said.

The camera moved across the room,to land on Lexaus. He was sitting on the couch,his left arm in a cast and sling. He looked at the camera,and grinned.

"Hi kids!! Like I said,DON'T EVER poke a monster with a Tomahawk..." Lexaus said.

Xemnas shook his head. "Lets just get this over with,shall we???" He asked.

~Saiix's News Corner~

Saiix was sitting at his desk,holding 2 plushies. One was of Xemnas,the other of himself. He was PLAYING with them!!!

"Oh Xemnas!! We will find Kingdom Hearts together!!" He made Saiix say in a girly voice.

"Yes!! Then we shall be married!!!" He made the Xemnas plushie say in a tough voice.

"Oh Xemnas!!!" He made the Saiix plushie say. He then made them kiss...

~Xemnas's Office~

Xemnas was staring at the screen with HUGE eyes. His jaw dropped. Demyx suddenly appeared infront of the camera. His left cheek had a bandage on it.

"Hi!! Demyx here!! Now,let's check on Xaldin,shall we?" He said.

~Xaldin's Snack Center~

Xaldin was standing at a table. He had 13 bags of chips on it. His hands were behind his back.

"Hello. I'm Xaldin. I will show you snacks that are on the market.." Xaldin said.

He grabbed a random bag off the table,and held it up. "The Superior Chips. These chips taste very..old and stale?? In fact....THEY ARE????!!" Xaldin said,surprised. He dropped that bag on the floor.

Suddenly Pluto ran in. He snaggeed the bag and took off with it.

Xaldin stared then shook his head. "Well,popular among dogs??" He said. He grabbed another bag off the table. "These are The FreeShooter Chips. These chips will...LEAVE HOLES IN YOUR TOUNG??!!! WHAT THE *bleep* WAS XIGBAR THIN..king???!" Xaldin said,slowing down on the last part as he relized there was a bleep soud to block the word hell...

He shrugged and tossed the bag on the floor. A moogle then ran in. The moogle grabbed the bag. "I'll give these to Ushine!! He talks WAY too much!!" The moogle said. It snickered and ran away.

Xaldin shook his head. He grabbed another bag. "And the last bag for today,The Whirlwind chips. MY own chips that are healthy,tastey,and nice and fresh!" Xaldin said.

Just then,Demyx ran in,and he grabbed the bag,ripped it out of Xaldin's hand,and ran off...

"See!!! People love MY chips!!!" Xaldin said cheerily. "Well,that's all for today!!" Xaldin said. He grabbed a random bag (Larxene's) and opened it. He started to eat some chips.

~Xemnas's Office~

Xemnas was sitting next to Saiix. They were hugging. Zexion suddenly ran in,infront of their desk. "Okay!! This is IMPORTANT!!!" Zexion yelled.

Saiix let go of Xemnas. They looked at Zexion. "What's so importaint??" Xemnas asked.

"Xigbar..Xigbar just got iced to the floor in the Lab!!!" Zexion yelled. "And Vexen has my Book!!!!" He added.

Saiix sighed. "I'll go..." He said. He stood up. Zexion ran out the right door,Xemnas trailing behind.

Xemnas sadly sighed. "Okay..now it's time for Axel's..Computer Center???" He said confused.

~Axel's Computer Center~

Axel was sitting behind a desk,Larxene's laptop infront of him on the desk. His nameplate was neatly on the desk,but ashes surrounded it. His arms were crossed and he was looking at the laptop.

"I can't get this thing to turn on..." He said angrilly.

Demyx walked in. He looked at the laptop. "Ooh!!! Look!! Larxene's laptop!! She's letting you borrow it??" Demyx asked.

Axel looked up at him and smirked. "I never asked. I heard that she has some bad stuff on us ALL in this,so I want to access it!!" Axel said. "But I can't turn it on!!" He added.

"Well...how about we try my Sitar!!!" Demyx said.

"Okay!! Hammer away!!!" Axel said. He got up out of the chair,and stood aside.

Demyx rose his Sitar-

"DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!" Larxene yelled.

Demyx made his Sitar dissappear. He turned around to duck under 3 Kunais being shot at him. He then turned around and ran,followed by Axel. Larxene zipped by,chucking Kunais...

~Xemnas's Office~

Vexen was standing ontop of Xemnas's desk,holding Saiix's Claymore to Zexion's throat. Saiix was frozen up to his neck,Xemnas at his side hammering on the ice encassing The Berserker with his Arial Blades. Zexion was glaring at Vexen.

"Vexen!! Release Xiggy NOW!!!" He yelled.

Vexen chuckled. "No." He said gleefully.

Zexion then grabbed the blade and threw it aside,into the wall. He then jumped up on the desk. Vexen was paniking and he backed up. He then fell backwards off the desk and on the floor. He crawled backwards untill his back hit the wall.

Xemnnas stopped hammering and walked over to Vexen. "Why are you doing this???" Xemnas asked.

"I..I REFUSE to tell you!!" Vexen said.

"Speak or die..." Zexion said darkly.

Vexen shuddered. "I...I..I wanted to stop my..fear of...Bunnies..." Vexen said embarresdly.

Zexion started to laugh. "Your such a WIMP,Icey!!!" He said and cracked up laughing.

Vexen glared. "Well..at least I don't have a Book wi-"

"SHUT UP!!!!! GIVE ME MY BOOK OR I'LL SMASH IN YOUR FACE,ICE GOD!!!" Zexion yelled.

Vexen held up his hands. "Okay!! Okay!!! You don't have to kill the scientist!!!" Vexen squeeled.

Vexen handed Zexion his Book back. Zexion then dropped the Claymore and ran out the right door to save Xiggy. Xemnas then crossed his arms and glared at Vexen.

"Now Saiix.." Xemnas said.

Vexen stood up. "Sorry,YOU'LL have to bust him out!!" He said. Vexen then ran out the left door,VERY quickly..

Xemnas sighed and turned to the camera. "Okay,let's check on...Oh gawd..Roxas..." Xemnas said. He then walked over to Saiix,and hammered away on the ice again...

~Roxas's Arts Corner~

Roxas was in The Town That Never Was,infront of Memory's Skyscraper. "Hi kids..." He said. He quickly scanned the area. He looked back at the camera,and chuckled nervously. "I'm Roxas..and I will talk to you about this building.." He said.

Roxas started to ramble about the building. Behind him,White Mushrooms were gathering from The Darkness. Roxas sensed it,shut up,and turned around to see 40 White Mushrooms staring at him.

"WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT FROM ME??!!!" He yelled.

The small White Mushroom from before walked up to him. He stared as it reached into his pocket. It grabbed his ipod,pulled it out,and walked back to 2 other,taller White Mushrooms.

It SQUEAKED. The rest of them started to squeak. This was their "victory sign". They then dissappeared into the darkness.

Roxas stared with a blank expression. Finally,all of that registered. He dropped to his knees and grabbed his head. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY IPOD!!!!!! I HAVE JETHRO TULL ON IT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. Rain started to hammer down from the midnight sky...

~Xemnas's Office~

Xemnas and Saiix were behind Xemnas's desk again,Saiix was gripping Xemnas's arm. Zexion was sitting on the couch. He had freed Xigbar,who left. Demyx was lying on the ground at Zexion's feet.

Zexion looked down at him. "Looks like someone had too much sugar,huh?" He asked Demyx. Demyx groaned. Zexion snickered.

"Well...anyways,let-" Xemnas was cut off.

"MY FLOWERS!!!" Came the voice of Marly from the right hall. Saiix rubbed his temple frustraitedly.

Xemnas shook his head. "Go to Luxord's Treasure Chest?" He finished,ignoring Marly.

~Luxord's Treasure Chest~

Luxord was sitting behind his desk. There were Organization XIII Pillow Cases neatly folded. There were also Organization XIII Plushies.

"Hello,I'm Luxord. I will show you anything of interest that may be on sale." He said.

Luxord picked up a Vexen Plushie. "First,all of The Organization XIII Plushies are on sale." Luxord said.

Just then,Xigbar ran in. "GIVE ME THE ZEXY PLUSHIE!!!" He yelled. He ran over to the desk,and grabbed it.

Luxord sighed. "Why?? I thought you had one already..." He said.

"I DID,but a Moogle STOLE it from me!! So THIS ONE is MINE...." Xigbar said. He then ran off.

Luxord shook his head slowly. "And we now have pillow cases on sale,too. All 13 are on sale..." Luxord said. "Now,I've had a long night...I'm going to bed." He said. He grabbed a Vexen pillow case,and walked off...

~Xemnas's Office~

Xemnas and Saiix were sitting next to eachother behind Xemnas's desk. They were staring at Marly,who was sitting next to Zexion on the couch. Marly was crying. Zexion was staring with wide,dazed eyes.

"MY FLOWERS!!! *sob* My pretty pink flowers!! *sniff* DAMN YOU AXEL!!!!!" Marluxia whaled between sobs.

Zexion refused to say A WORD. He feared that even the closest thing to an insult to flowers could prove fatal...

Xemnas and Saiix looked back at the screen. "Well,our show is over today...and I'm sure that your parents are INSANE with joy for that..." Saiix said dryly.

"So farewell. Uhh....we hope you return for our next episode..???" Xemnas said.

Demyx suddenly came up from behind the desk,between Xemnas and Saiix. "And remember,BE KIND TO YOUR FLOWERS!!!" He said.

"Thanks Demyx..*sniff*.." Marly said.

The screen went black...

Tehe...This one may have been a little weak..sorries...

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*dies laughing*

*reads again*

*dies more*

THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!

 

YAYS!! I wasn't sure if this chapter was too funny or not...Thanks!!

 

I love this story so much! Keep it up and write lots more!! :D :D :D :D :D

 

I plan too!! Not even Saiix can stop me!!!
Saiix: I beg to differ...
FireNanaki: Oh...go hang out with Xemnas or something!!
Saiix: Okay....I think I'll go on a date with him tonight...
FireNanaki: O.O; *Runs For My Life*

 

WOWO rly good story ur very talented at these things heh cant w8 till da next 1

 

Thanks!! I KNOW everyone wants the next one to be surrounded by Zexion because of Zexion's Will!!! lol.

 

lol that was funny XD stupid axel jus press any buttom on the keyboard and it will turn on T_T lol i like the part when the mushrooms started doing their victory sign it was so hilarous!!! i love it

 

i loved it, another classic, you can just imagine this is the sort of thing the organization gets up 2 hahaha :D

 

Tehe,thanks!! I'm trying REALLY hard on my stories for you guys!! I'm sorry I'm not making them that fast anymore,though...sorries..

 

lol it just makes the stories you make more worth while, these are so funny, but i have to wait longer now toread everyones stories because of school :( :D

 

I get that. I don't have school,though!!! I hope to get these chapters up faster,though...*sigh*