Organization XIII Elimination Match - Find the Murderer

Organization XIII Elimination Match​

Axel’s Room:

“Cut it out, Demyx!†Axel tugs on his red teddy bear with a mini Organization cloak and chakram accessories. “It’s mine, for Pete’s sake!â€

Demyx pulls even harder. “Says who, charcoal-breath?! I called dibs on it first!â€

“That matter was sorted out by Xemnas yesterday, by color of element!â€

“Oh, so it’s a racial thing now?!â€

“Shut it, hydro-freak!†Xigbar punches Demyx straight across the face.

Axel places his teddy bear back on the shelf. “Thanks, Xiggy, I really apprec-“

Xigbar shoots Axel in the shoulder. “Oh, I came in here because you two were a bit loud.â€

“WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!†Axel drops to the floor in pain, with blood dripping out of his wound. “You can’t just do that!â€

“Lesson #1: Never call me ‘Xiggy,’ I’m not exactly that little fatso in that comic. Lesson #2: If you really wanna fight, take it outside!†Xigbar walk out of the room. “Oh, I’ll call Vexen over so that you don’t die…. that fast. You’re a real asset to our group.â€

Moments later….

Vexen and Zexion come in wheeling two hospital beds. They both reluctantly carry the two nobodies that are down onto the beds.

On Route to Vexen’s Laboratory:

“God, I hate it when the crazy three go on these killing sprees.†grumbled Vexen, muffling it as much as he could without covering his mouth.

“You know, next time, don’t think aloud.†Advised Zexion. “Anyhow, I agree that it is kinda annoying when Xigbar, Larexene, and Saix almost fatally injure one of us. I can’t believe that the superior hasn’t done anything about this radical behavior.â€

Xemnas was just about to step into the hallway intersection, but then quickly hides. Oh? Radical behavior?

“Yeah, by the way, what has Xaldin been doing? I don’t see him much anymore except during meal hours.†Vexen sips from his water bottle.

“Oh, him? He’s still mad about Demyx’s little whoopee-cushion-filled-with-mud prank.†Zexion tosses around Demyx’s fallen tooth. “I tell ya, sometime, that idiot will get it one day.â€

Xemnas opens a Dark Corridor and silently retreats. Looks like a certain water-elemental nobody needs a lesson.

Zexion turns to the direction where Xemnas was. “Someone just opened a Dark Corridor!â€

“Oh, crap, and we were speaking too loud as well.â€

Xemnas’ Office:

Xemnas sighs, signing a few papers, then typing a few words on the computer.

Roxas kicks the door open, carrying a stack of papers to add to the never-ending pile. “Excuse me, sir! More coming!â€

“Thank you Roxas, I thank you for your help.†Xemnas gets up and leaves via Dark Corridor. “I’m gonna take a break, watch my papers for me.â€

“Yes, sir!†As soon as Xemnas leaves, Roxas sneaks a peak at the computer.

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“Oh my god, Demyx has really done it this time….â€

Xaldin enters, spotting Roxas peaking at the computer screen. “Well, well, a little bit interested in the superior’s work? If only you were sitting in his chair, I could get enough proof to execute you.â€

“Wait, Xaldin, before you kill me….†Roxas shows him the note.

The Whirlwind Lancer chuckles to himself. “Oh, how I have waited for this day. It’s alright, little kiddo, I’m not gonna report you after showing me this!â€

85 minutes later, Castle Dungeon:

The cloaked figure of an Organization XIII member enters the dungeon, holding an apple. “I’m here, Ryuk the Death God.â€

“Took you long enough!†Ryuk is thrown the apple, quickly consuming it. “Okay, as promised, a Death Note.†The Death God gives the nobody a notebook.

“Now, please watch as I purify those who would cause ruin this order and then those who stand against it.†The cloaked figure leaves, twirling a red fountain pen.

The Next Morning, Vexen’s Lab:

The entire Organization gathers in Vexen’s lab, with Axel and Demyx awake and still in bed.

Vexen hands Demyx a report. “Because I highly doubt you’ll read it anyway, I’ll tell you now: the only significant damage you sustained was losing a tooth.†He points to Axel. “The energy shots Xigbar uses usually don’t pierce through an entire body, you’re lucky you’re still alive.â€

Demyx gets up from the bed. “Well, now, I’ll go change no-†He falls to the floor, dead.

“Oh my god!†screams Larxene. “Hallelujah! God, you are there!â€

The television screen in the lab switches on, displaying the cloaked figure. “This is a recording, so it’s no use talking to the screen. If you are watching this, the fool Demyx is finally dead. You’ll find that he has died of cardiac arrest. I now present to you a challenge, find me and reveal my identity. I guarantee to you that I am among you, I could be any one of the Organization members. Do not burn or bury the bodies, put them inn cold storage. If you manage to win before six full weeks from this day, then I will revive them all. If you don’t, I’ll kill you all. I will kill one of you at the end of each week, so be prepared to die at anytime. And so, I bid thee farewell.â€

Now, I ask you, who could it be?

Xemnas: He wanted to discipline Demyx after his multiple violations of rules.

Xigbar: This guy’s nuts, but anyone would be if you were stuck listening to immature brats argue.

Xaldin: He’s hated Demyx for quite a while now, and he’s normally locked up in his room.

Vexen: Getting tired of the same nobodies intruding upon his research just to heal them.

Lexeaus: He isn’t even mentioned, could he be the murderer?

Zexion: Same as Vexen.

Saix: Sadistic

Axel: He’s angry for Demyx’s multiple fights with him.

Demyx: He might’ve faked it, and it would’ve thrown him off of the suspect list.

Luxord: Also never mentioned.

Marluxia: The third unmentioned.

Larxene: Sadistic

Roxas: Might’ve gotten a bit too eager and dealt with the prankster himself.

 

It was Light Yagami!!!!11oneeleven!one!!1!!!!one!!!!!!1

hehe... ok, maybe not but... I've got like... no idea, I suck at these things... maybe Xigbar, or Saix... or Larxene... or one of them... perhaps it was Xaldin... gah I'm all confused now...

 

Uh... Axel did it? I'm not really that good at these

 

It Was Luxlord Right