Oooooo.....

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I had a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got from from Checkpoint A,
but throught checkpoint B.
That's when i got shot in the ass
by the US miltary!

Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Ladin promised me?
Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
your soilers shot me dead.
The only thing that i have left
is this towel on my head.

I use to a man
but every time i cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off! (Stop looking you perverts!)
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safter
as a convinence store night clerk.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think i got screwed.
Don't laugh at me becuase i'm dead,
oh I KILL YOU!!!

 

I wondered how close to christmas it'll be when somebody quotes Achmed.

 

he is not funny in the slightest.

 

how so?
its worth a laugh

 

True that. I don't see what the hype is. :/