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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Scarred Nobody, Nov 17, 2008.

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  1. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Dashing through the sand
    with a bomb strapped to my back.
    I had a nasty plan
    for Christmas in Iraq.
    I got from from Checkpoint A,
    but throught checkpoint B.
    That's when i got shot in the ass
    by the US miltary!

    Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
    mine blew up you see.
    Where are all the virgins
    that Bin Ladin promised me?
    Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
    your soilers shot me dead.
    The only thing that i have left
    is this towel on my head.

    I use to a man
    but every time i cough,
    thanks to Uncle Sam,
    my nuts keep falling off! (Stop looking you perverts!)
    My bombing days are done.
    I need to find some work.
    Perhaps it would be much safter
    as a convinence store night clerk.

    Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
    I think i got screwed.
    Don't laugh at me becuase i'm dead,
    oh I KILL YOU!!!
     
  2. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I wondered how close to christmas it'll be when somebody quotes Achmed.
     
  3. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    he is not funny in the slightest.
     
  4. exile0025 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    how so?
    its worth a laugh
     
  5. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    True that. I don't see what the hype is. :/
     
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