A robber breaks into an empty house dressed in a Santa costume. He searches for the family's tree and finds it in the middle of the living room. As he approaches the tree, he hears a strange voice. "Jesus is watching you". The robber stops for a second and decided that it was his imagination. He grabs a couple of the bigger boxes and shoves them into his bag and hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching you." "Who are you," The man asked as he turned around, slightly frightened. He stopped what he was doing and truned to the voice. "My name is Moses," The voice said. "Jesus is watching you and he's not happy." Frightened, the robber turned on the living room lights. He was able to find the source of the voice. It was a parrot in a cage, staring at him. On top of the cage read "Moses". The man laughed, thinking about how rediculous he was. He continues to shove a number of gifts into his bag. The parrot continues to say "Jesus is watching you". Then, the man stopped. He heard what sounded like a growl. It wasn't a noise that the parrot could make. He turned around and saw a fully grown rottweiler, glaring his teeth to the man. The man then turned to look at the parrot. "Get him, Jesus."
Almost makes me want to get a dog and name it Jesus. Would probably get me strange looks when out walking him, but I think it'd work quite well. I could become well known for my deep and meaningful relationship with Jesus; I give him food, and he attacks burglars.
I want a parrot like that but teach it to say in this really creepy voice "Jesus loves you." Scare any robber right out.
