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There's a dead cockroach in my closet ;_; I know I'm supposed to throw it out but goddammit it looks so disgusting and it's so big and and its FUCK SHIT I CAN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT TAKING IT OUT OF MY ROOM.



It looks FUUUCKING disgusting ;_; I know I know,it's already dead but SHIT it's so .. BIG.

 

Use the hoover. That's what i use for spiders!

 

I know how you feel. a couple of months ago an 8 inch(not kidding, and NOT includig the tail) long dead rat turned up on our front porch. Mom made me bag it up and take it to the bottom of our VERY long hill, which is where the trashman gets trash. It was awful, I was almost in tears the entire walk down 0_0

As for strategy, I put on gloves and wrapped a plastic bag around the gloves. I dropped it three times because i was so freaked out >.<

 

Just pick it up with your teeth.

(or use an oven mit o:)

 

Oh GOD I would **** bricks, I hate cockroaches; there was once a dead one in my bed on holiday and I cried ;-;

 

xD lmao

 

one landed on my friends head once.... ive never seen her freak like that... o.o she flipped a sh!t lol

 

Guys, I can handle cockroaches. And I'm a f*cking pussy when it comes to bugs.

 

then your signature is a lie... unless its a figure of speech xD

 

lol no, Fearless is his girlfriend.

 

Inb4that'swhatshesaid.

lol A BIG COCKaroach.

 

oh terribly sorry TMMM and his gf xD

 

ಠ_ಠ .

 

I already removed it from my room.


With a broom.


Next time I'll use my teeth.

 

:sweatdrop:

why not just eat it then.... a delicacy id assume

 

I can handle insects, exceps some spiders.

 

The best thing to do then would be to leave it lying there and have to witness the pretty sight every time you open the closet. :)

 

You should've put a little hat on it.

 

Bugs aren't creepy. Except for those freaky beetle flying radio active things, I dunno WTF they are.

 

But with a little hat even those *******s won't be that scary.