Omegle tiem

P · Jan 16, 2012

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello?

You: Hi.

You: How are you today?

You: I'm good.

You: Nice weather?

Stranger: wkwkwkkwkwkw

You: I beg your pardon?

Stranger: You talk like a bot

You: I assure you, I am most certainly human.

You: Although I confess that on occasion I struggle with the more challenging of Captcha codes.

Stranger: It's funny cuz I never encounter any captcha

Stranger: So, you really are a bot

Stranger: bleh

You: Oh well.

You: Are you biased against androids?

Stranger: zero to do with it

Stranger: are you male?

You: Yes. Yes I am. As far as I am aware, at any rate.

Stranger: 50ish year old?

You: Not at present. I expect that to be the case in a few more decades though.

Stranger: you mean in a few years

Stranger: or months maybe

You: Who can say for sure?

You: I don't pay much mind to my age.

You: I could have lost count, I suppose.

Stranger: man talk casually

You: I find casual to be significantly more dull. It is far more entertaining to attempt to maintain an air of formality.

You: But if you wish, kk.

Stranger: sup, dawg

Stranger: wha'gwan ma breda

You: imma sitting here trying to recall how to talk casually. Dawg.

Stranger: u insultin ma hood languange?

You: not at all broski.

Stranger: u aint understanding moi

Stranger: BRACE YO SELF

Stranger: FOR MY ULTIMATE TAUNT IS COMIN AT YOU

Stranger: YO READY?

You: oh jesus

Stranger: READY O NOT?

Stranger: READY OR NOT, IT IS COMIN, BRUV

You: MY BODY IS READY TO A MEASURABLE EXTENT BRO

Stranger: "SUCE MA BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stranger: TAKE DAT, BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stranger: YO BETTER NOT STEALING MY SUPER LINE

You: FUck bro

You: I am so stealing that super line.

Stranger: I KINDA UNDERSTAND THO

Stranger: IT IS WAY TOO SUPER THAT YOU CANT HELP IT

You: I try to ressit, but I jsut cant.

Stranger: JASJUS

Stranger: BYE BOREBER

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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