Ol' ladies are crafty folk.

They are. Deceivin' wee thin's they are.

My English teacher didn't show up for class n' i wasn't gonna sit in the class for two hours n' i needed to go to the shop to get some food (Yay fruit salades) so i left college n' walked to the shop. Bought my stuff n' headed home. On my way home i saw a wee ol' lady standin' at her gate enterance way. She looked kinda distressed so i looked at her for a moment wonderin' if i should go ask if she needed some help. She noticed me n' said somethin' but i had my headphones in so she n' motioned me to come over to her. So i did.

Ol' lady - Hen, do you have a moment?
Me - How can i help you?
Ol' lady - Are you interested in the Bible?
Me - O__O umm...no. (If i had said aye i would never have gotten away)
Ol lady - It'll only take 5 minutes...I want to share a verse i have
Me - 5 minutes too long...sorry, i'm in a bit of a hurry.

I began to walk away with my music playin' again.

Ol Lady - YOU NEED TO KNOW THE BIBLE! YOUR SALVATION IS AT RISK!

I outta go back with a Scream mask n' a blood coated knief, see how she likes that.

 

If I walk with you, I shall dye my hair completly black, wear completly black, maybe a fake earring too.

That'd scare the day lights out of her for the next time. =D

Of you should do a Gumby impression to confuse her.

 

my god people like this scare me ._.

 

I know where she lives, lets pay her a visit. keke

Gumby?

 

I lol'd at your reaction when she mentioned the bible

O_O


xDDD

 

Gumbys.

 

OH! Of course. Coco, forgive me! D: