Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Sorcerer_Jenkins, May 4, 2009.
[i'm mormon. F.Y.I] I drink Coca-Cola. it's SOOOO GOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!
You know people use coca-cola as a contraceptive, girls spray it up their hoo-haas
it's just that good?
Babies getting soda before they're born? Jeez, the soda industry didn't seem that desperate.
Actually, it just makes it sting that much more.
Real mormons drink Mountain Dew :3 ...wait...i'm not mo-- oh ****