Ohayocob Day 1: Stuff That Happened

I met Kyle Hebert. He signed some stuff and was pretty cool overall.

Then I had some corn for lunch.

Eight hours later, I got to see the girl I like for the first time in six months. I have yet to tell her how I feel.

At around 4 AM, I helped a crying girl in a wheelchair to cheer up and even start to laugh. If a higher power exists and cares about our actions, I think it's safe to say that I scored some major brownie points with it.

Two hours later, nothing else of note has occurred.

 

This was where I started to respect you a bit more

And then you lost it.

 

I thought it was pretty obvious that I was joking about the whole "existence of god"thing,

 

4am?!? I don't know anyone who's awake at 4am.

 

It's not because of that...

 

Your life is not some shoujo anime. Give her the D already.

 

That was quicker than I expected.

 

Amaury

 

Nope. I was asleep at 4:00 AM.

 

And once again, Amaury fails to understand the joke

 

I usually stay up till about 5 am during summer.
it's a problem

 

Without consent? That's called rape, and such a charge would look bad on job applications.

 

Silence implies to consent in a court of law. So take her to a trial and knock her out first. Then you're down to assault and battery. And people say that I'm not helpful.