Oh the wonders of Finnish cuisine...

You can apparently find things like these on menus all over Finland:

"Try traditional Finnish pee soup."

"You can have crap on your pizza."

"We can serve you steak with much blood, some blood, medium or well done."

"Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa."

"The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm."

"Ice cream with warm bear halves and toffee sauce."

"Tar ice cream - Finnish special. Good for people who eat tar and lingon berries."

I have no idea what some of them are supposed to be really...
All quotes from Stewart Clark's 'Don't smell the balloons. Enda mer "broken English".'

 

Oh God...The bloody stake sounds so delicious...

 

I know man. I want it.
*attacks random people for bloody steaks*

 

I thought I smelt blood

btw that Menu is everywhere, you just gotta look in the right places