Oh hale no.

I just messaged my gf's mother to make sure if my gf was telling me the truth or not. I better prepare myself for a huge shi-storm. KHV I need a thread full of excuses for doing this

 

I am insecure and paranoid. How can you blame me for this?

 

^This .

 

I'm a ******ed chronic liar with the mentality of a five year old, how could i know any better?

See, that way you won't be lying.

 

If she's lying, you've got your explanation right there.

 

If she's not lying:

If she is:

Either way, you lose.

 

Well in case one, he's the one in the wrong. In Case 2, she is.

 

There's no "he" in this equation.
Speaking of which
what the hell is "hale?"

 

Can someone please explain what sex and what sexual peferences X2 has?

 

She's one person who split up into three, was then a guy who was dating his sister, but then revealed he was a lesbian and they weren't sisters, but just pretended so to win KHV's Best Couple award this year

 

see

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Easy.

She must be of both genders, but is too ashamed of it so he/she hides it by calling herself/himself a "girl".

Any objections?

 

Is the girlfriend imaginary?

 

No, they are almost always a member on this site that she's never met, so they decide to e-date.

 

In a sense. It's one of her alt accounts.

 

... she has about 20 alt accounts and she's admitted to being a chronic liar.

When she first joined, she claimed to be a guy. Then she was a straight girl. Then she was a lesbian. Then one of her alt accounts was her sister. Then it was her friend. Then she was a Christian. Then she was an atheist. Then she was myspace staff. Then she was Nintendo Wi-Fi staff. Then she was neither of those things.

 

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