Oh gawd help me

So I get back from the pool today and I went in the bathroom to take a shower when I got home. I open the shower door and there's a small spider hanging from the faucet. I kill it and flush it down the toilet and start the shower. So then I see another spider and I'm like "Wait...I just killed it B|" and I kill it and flush that one too. After about 10 spiders later I finish my shower and open the door and get out.

...There's about 100 baby spiders on my ceiling help me help me help me ;A;

 

...Bug spray is your friend? x_x

 

Too bad there is no god.

 

Make peace with your new arachnid neighbors by feeding them morsels of expired Chinese left overs and in turn request superpowers.

 

I had nothing to do with that at all, Xaale.

>:]

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None in the house ;A; my mom is like "They're small, it doesn't matter." and I'm like "IT MATTERS IF THERE ARE LIKE 100 :/8D"

Such a shame.

...They would refuse ;A;

Gah it's your revenge :why?:

 

Fix'd it. :lolface:

 

Summon your own army of genetically modified spiders to eliminate these heretics.

 

Spray them with household cleaning items and see what happens.

 

Dryer sheets.
I **** you not.

 

...
how is that supposed to work?
Flop it on them and hope some fall?

 

It's worked for me before. :v
If you have a broom and a higher ceiling it also works if you tape dryer sheets to it and just hold it against the spiders.

 

Suffocate them?

I second this notion.

...Record what happens with a camcorder. :lolface:

 

im sorry, seems i have given birth and left my children on your ceiling




my bad,yo

 

Follow them to the Forbidden Forest and Aragog

 

...Can I get a restraining order against you Reptar? xD

 

no.



YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME D:

 

Gawd that is the last time I'm letting you near my ceiling.

I'm going to keep killing your children.

 

it only sends them to god faster <3

 

So I'm in the bathroom and one comes down on a web from the ceiling right in front of my face.

I'm sending them specifically to hell :/8D: