Odd Homework Assignment...

Got an email from my Math Methods professor today. He wants us to come up with 100 ways a paper clip and a cow are alike.

halp?


Here's what I've got so far:
*They both exist
*They both serve a purpose
*They both can come in boxes
*They can be bought in bulk
*They can be different colors
*They both can change shape

 

both are used by people
both can be used for helpful tasks
thats all i got for now... thats a difficult assignment...

 

they are both natural resources

 

Tell him they were both made by God and that Jesus loves them both.

 

they are both reptiles

 

Both can be abducted by Aliens. xD

 

both are useless and no one gives a **** about them.

 

They are both made of Radium.

 

Both can be found in the most random places.

 

-Both are chewed on regularly.
-Both of them are made up of atoms
-Someone, somewhere has a fetish for them.
-Both of them can be fired through the air to damage opponents.

 

They both have a purpose
They both need love and affection....?
They both are uhm....fun to play with? [scene in head: running through a feild with a cow yelling "wheeeeeeeeeeee!!"]​

 

They both have size and weight
They can both beat up the teenage mutant ninja turtles​

 

You can use them both to drag something.
You can cut grass with them both.

 

both are (kinda) edible, and both conduct electricity, both are fun to send flying at people...
im out.

 

They both can be cut in half.

I don't know anything else.

 

thats it! you can torch them both!!!!

 

The both die in interesting ways

If you put them on their sides, both can't get up​

 

Both damage the ozone layer.

 

They both give milk.

 

Both of them are not totalitarian fascists whom hold iron grips on their people.