"Hey Kroshanks, what's the secret to your Godly awesomeness? Is it your rugid manliness? Your passion for demolishing nearby cities with your giant robot? How did you ever come to be the Highlander?" ....e.t.c. Well, I'm in a charitable mood, so here's the answer for you, kiddies: Drink about 4 of these a day and you might just hit the mark.