Not Another KH-Vids Movie 7!

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    Me: Wow, I almost forgot that I promised someone I would make just one more.

    Deathspank: But you ended it in such a epic way.

    Sara: OH shut up DS, you say it like as if you want to be stuck in that world.

    Deathspank:...............

    Sara: OMG

    Arc: I gotta admit, I was getting alittle impatient for a next one.

    Roxma: Hey guys today is my birthday!

    HigherBeing: I'm telling you, this movie is gonna phail.

    Roxma: Guys today is my birthday!!

    Darkwatch: So Cin, if a fish had lips, could it eat cereal?

    Cin: I don't know, ask Go- I mean Risk.

    Risk: For a price I will.

    Rosey:*gives you bubble money*

    Risk: That's more I like it!

    Roxma: ;_;

    Anniexo:*throws a grenade in the middle of the group*

    Everyone: Oh look a penny!......Mine!

    *grenade blows up*

    Anniexo: Now you noobs pay attention to Roxma!

    Me:*crawls on floor* We can't.....

    Anniexo:*pulls out socom* Why is that?

    Me: You killed everyone you friggin prune sack!

    Anniexo: What? Am I suppose to say sorry? :3

    CtR:*comes back to see everyone dead*O.o What did I miss?

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    *In a VERY strange world*

    Deathspank: I would like some more tea please.

    Teletubbie: Of course.*pours*

    Arc: *watches from a view* Why couldn't we have Tetsuya as our leader again?

    Shadowjak: Because aparantly we love spanky.

    Roxasvsriku: I only said that because I wanted a new status.

    Kiryu: I say we attack these guys, and figure out a way out.

    La Sofa: You said that three years ago, and we still haven't figured a way out.

    Kiryu: No, you just weren't listening, you were too busy trying to figure out where the restroom was.

    La Sofa: Lies! All Lies!*gets hit with a shoe*

    Rosey: Shut up! I'm trying to figure out where the purple one is going.

    Darkandroid: Actually his name is-

    Rosey: I will seriously kill you DA, you've completely lost your sanity, along with all the other staff members. Sj! You're blue now, do something!

    Shadowjak: May I have some more tea? With more sugar though.

    Rosey: O_O

    Sara: Bleh, seeing as i'm now 105 years old, I think I won't have to worry about staying here.

    Teletubbie: Oh noes noob, this place makes you live forever, why do you think our show is still going?

    Arc: That's it.*knocks the strange creature down, and eats it*

    Kitty: Arc, what have you done?!

    Arc: Conspiracy I say! I'm tired of these jellybean, baby faced, fugly little people! I say, we fight!*runs and tackles another*

    Anniexo:*pulls out giant axe* That's what i'm talking about!*starts chopping them down*

    FireNanaki:*throws fire at a teletubbie riding a bicycle*

    Ris:*throws a kunai at one* Phear meh eyebrows!

    Deathspank: Nuuu! Don't hurt them! They are my friends!

    Teletubbie: I'm sorry, I don't have sugar with me.

    Deathspank:*beats the crap out of teletubbie*

    Shadowjak: You better hope you have sugar.

    Teletubbie: ^_^'...............*tries to run*

    Shadowjak:*trips it, and beats its head into the ground*

    *Suddenly the sky turns red as the war rages on, and an army of robots come*

    Jerry(DJMouse): Ah crap, they have Terminators on their side! Everybody! Repent! Repent!

    Jube: No way, these robots Phail!*gets turned into baking soda* Run you prune noobs!

    *All the KHV members scatter around the world, as the teletubbies and robots attack*

    Mish: Oh jeez, you guys wouldn't hit a pretty women right?

    Terminator:*stare*

    Mish: I mean I am the hottest thing here right?

    Terminator:*stares*

    Mish: It's not that you aren't hot aswell....

    Terminator:*stare*...........*drool*

    Mish: Stop staring at me.*shoots its head off*

    Koneko:*tackles on down and steals weapon* Haha! Take that! Take this! Oh you like that?! Well have some of th- Arrggh!!

    VGN: What's wrong hun?!*finsihes off a teletubbie*

    Koneko: I have some weird liquid on me.

    VGN:*runs*

    Koneko: Wait! Why are you-*gets stabbed by a tail*

    *hordes of Aliens come, which attracted Predators. Soon, Terminators, Teletubbies, Aliens, Predators, and KHV was at war*

    Shadowjak:*shoots down a Alien, but liquid splashes on suit* Ahh!!

    Predator:*hits him over the head with a bat*

    Teletubbie:*zaps with ray gun*

    Angel: Noo!! I was in love with him!*hacks down teletubbie*

    Anniexo:*tackles down mother Alien* Girl, you need some trident.

    Cin:*rolled up most in a ball* That's my job.*stuffs mouth with trident*

    Repliku: Wait a minute! This isn't possible! Why would the robots side with these cocksuckers? It's highly illogical.

    Everyone(yeah, everyone): So is your face but we aren't complaining.

    *the epic battle rages on, and soon, only one person was able to fight*

    Barnie: Oh you losers are weak, I was just about to call Micheal Jackson to help me too, but it wasn't needed.

    Soush: If anyone, ever mentions this, I will kill you.

    Misty: Then I guess I shouldn't have videotaped the fight?

    Da Freak: Man, you guys unbanned me for this?

    Crono:*stands up* I don't know, this fight was kind of kinky. Why were you doing that to the robot Mish?

    Mish: Don't ask.*stares at Barnie*

    Barnie: It looks like I won though. Purple dinos FTW!!

    Lithium: No, I will not be defeated by the likes of you! I shall call, the one and only...

    Deathspank: Don't man, the dumb dog is afraid.-_-

    Lithium: No, not that one...

    Duel Wielder: You know you could rip the fabric of time, and cause the whole existence of man-

    Muffin: Womenkind!!

    Deathspank: Hahahaha!!XD

    Duel Wielder:*sigh*

    Barnie: Well it's true, my wife runs everything in my life.

    Rat:*hits him behind the head* You were suppose to be home by 5:00PM!!

    Barnie:But honey...

    Rat:*drags him home*

    Shadowjak:............

    Raito: So that's what he's been doing......

    DubaiMario: Oh man, I missed my chance....

    Gharanth: Hey, this means we have won! And are victorious!!*stands up*

    Boris:*slaps* No, we got pwned and Rat saved us. Misty, give me the tape.

    Misty; No it's my masterpiece!!*runs*

    Roxas: Hey Lithium, who were you getting anyway?

    Lithium: Huh?

    Roxas:.............

    Lithium: What? You're acting like I can't lie ounce and awhile.

    Sara: Well, atleast we have a chance to think things through.

    Alice: Think about what?

    Sara:-.- How to get out of here you idiot!

    Alice:*looks at the portal that has been there for years* Why don't we just go through that?

    Sara:.........I told you it was a portal.

    Deathspank: No you didn't! You said it was a doughnut!

    Xaldin: Doughnut?! Where! It's mine!*jumps through portal*

    Trigger: No way!*jumps through*

    Darkwatch: Get out the way!*flys through*

    Everyone:..............

    Xaldin:*comes back with bruises, and a slap mark* Yeeaaah.......I suggest women go through first......

    Jube: What was on the other side?

    Xaldin:........

    Trigger:*flys back out* Oww!! Dang she can slap hard!

    Darkwatch: My life is now complete.*has a mark on the side of face*

    Jube:-.-

    Crono: Calm down Jube.*walks towards the portal*

    *Every men on KHV ran towards the portal, with some drool coming from their mouth, except Xaldin*

    Xaldin:*coughs and waits*

    Forsaken Shadow:*walks through portal, with five marks* I'm satisfied.

    EvilMan: *crawls through* Dangit, I could almost reach her but Moodkip got into my way!

    Moodkip:*comes back* Meow, I like em rough.

    Anniexo:*tightens fist*

    Moodkip: Not that rough!*hides behind EvilMan*

    *Everyone men soon comes back with a over five marks on face*

    Darkwatch:.......What?

    Sara: When we get back, you're all banned for two months, except you Xaldin.

    Muffin: DW....

    Duel Wielder: I was just going to get RvR, man, that dude can get really desperate.

    Roxasvsriku: What? You're the one who pushed me out the way!

    Sara: Enough! Now get out of our way!

    Arc:*looks down in shame* Yes dear.

    *All the men move, and the women go in to explain everything*

    Cin: Oh man that was awsome, i've never seen that many before. Too bad you wussed out Xaldin.

    Xaldin: Shut up, atleast i'm not banned.

    Deathspank: Wait, she can't ban me. I'm the friggin owner!

    GhettoXenmas: And yet, you banned yourself in the first movie.

    Deathspank: What movie?

    GhettoXenmas: Nothing.*walks away*

    hitna3510:*comes out* Alright you pervs, come in.

    Nra: You got rid of everyone?D:

    hitna3510:*shakes head then leaves*

    All KHV men:*grin* Bleh, it was worth it.

    *Soon the group was in a strange world ounce again, but it looked familiar*

    Deathspank: Wait.......does anyone remember this?

    Hissora: I knew it! We're on Earth!

    Bender: Earth can kiss my shiny metal-

    Everyone: AHHHHH!!!

    Silver_Bullet: Of all the places......

    Fry: Hey, where did all the showering women go?

    Bender: I don't know, but they were replaced with these noobs.

    Vivi: Hey, i'm no boob.

    Angel: He said noob Vivi.

    Vivi: Yeah, that's what I said, boob.

    Deathspank: Alright that's it, where's the nearest computer?

    Bender:*takes a laptop out*

    Deathspank:*takes it, but froze* Uhhh......what was our site called again?

    Sara:<_<*grabs laptop, and goes to the site* Oh......My....God.....

    draik88: What happened?

    Xemnas7355: What does it say Sara?

    Sara: I can't believe this.....

    SvA: Man, give it here ye old cockbite.*looks at the screen*..........

    Zeff: I'm seriously about to pwn you noobs.*grabs laptop* It says that.......KHV has been closed dew to the arrest of KHV members, and creator DS. They have all been arrested for...........manslaughter from across worlds.

    Shikimarus Shadow: Wait, what could this mean?

    Vivi: I don't know son*sees police* But I think we're about to find out.

    Deathspank: Wait, how could it say we've been arrested if-

    Police: Freeze!!

    Deathspank: Sweet niblets.....

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    Me: Woot! Yay, now I can retire!

    iPraise: WTF you idiot!! You left another goddang opening!!

    Me: Now now iPraise, what did we say about-

    iPraise:*tackles*

    Deathspank: Dude! You have to make another movie!

    Me: Why?D:

    Shadowjak: Because, you can't just end something like that!*takes out Ak-47*

    Me; Wait wait! Before everyone kills me, it's not my call, it's the veiwers call. I don't make them unless if they don't want me too.*drinks beer* Hit meh.

    HigherBeing: Okay.*punches*
     
  2. Rosey Chaser

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    What and you think the staff hasnt lost all sanity and sane reasoning?

    ........

    I didnt think so.

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    Lol, DS i think would be caught dead before sweet nibblets!

    AND I TOLD YOU, MY MURDER TRIAL DOESNT START TIL THURSDAY GOSH DARN IT!!
     
  3. Donaut Banned

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    I demand MOAR! >:]
     
  4. Mish smiley day!

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    That was the first one I read all the way through. :3

    lol, stop making me say vain things. xD;
     
  5. Tootsie coquí

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    This story of yours are so funny.
    xD
     
  6. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Yay! Im in it! make Moar! Moar!
     
  7. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Too bad.XD

    Do you mean more of the story, or more of what was behin the portal?XD

    First time reading through?D: Nevah! That's what makes you so special.XD

    I'm glad ya like it.^_^

    Lulz, will do.
     
  8. Pure Beats~ Chaser

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    xDDDD

    These always make me laugh.
    I wants to see more. :3
     
  9. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lol, glad you enjoyed.
     
  10. Xemnas7355 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Cool!!! I got up the courage to talk to Sara!!!!!
     
  11. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lol, everyone has really.XD I actually called her a cockbite before. =D
     
  12. Spike H E R O

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    Nice. As always, I hope you make another one. I wonder if in the next one, Bender will remember when I had an avatar of him in an Auron costume?
     
  13. Gravity Chaser

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    Lol, that was halarious, Soku.

    I'd rep ya but I did that not too long ago. T.T
     
  14. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hmmm......*writes something down*

    Ah that's alright.^_^'
     
  15. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    Make more! But uh... bathroom?
    What the heck?
     
  16. Xemnas7355 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Bit too much info!!^^
    But goood job!!!
    It was hilarious!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    Phear teh eyebrows, BISH!


    Ris approves.
     
  18. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lol, i'm glad.^^
     
  19. Xegreny Kingdom Keeper

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    *dies of Lolz*


    Why wasnt I in his one... ;-;

    LOL TELETUBBIE BATTLE
     
  20. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lol, sorry Orion. You may be in next, if I make one.^_^
     
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