Not Another Kh-Vids Movie 5! Preview!

Deathspank: WTF!!

Me: Back off pal, I just want to give alittle preview before I set off the last movie, and I hope it makes somones day.

Everyone:.....................Ya moron!

Me:*sigh*

Roxas: Alright, we should all know how stressful it is.

Shadowjak: It's a friggin spam movie!

Me: Hey! Her name is Jade....

Jade Rhade:...............

Shadowjak:*smacks forehead*

CtR: Now now, it's alright, we should be kind enough to-

Dual Weider: Oh shu- Soku! You spelt my name wrong!!

Me: No I didn't! Look people, I need to get on with the preview.

Xaldin: A preview for what?

Me: My movies!

Xaldin: Movies? Hah! It's just a spam story!

Me: Is not!

Da Freak and Crono::spam2::spam2::spam2::spam2::spam2:

Me:*grabs shotgun*

Rachel: Why don't you just show all of it?

Me: Alright fine, it takes away the suspense though.

Arc: There's no such thing as suspense, only greedy humans wanting more.....LET ME TOUCH SOMETHING SARA!!

Sara: What?!

Cin: Yeeeeaaaah, I think we should leave.

Me: Wait, this is getting good.*grabs popcorn*

Misty: Just start the WHOLE movie!

Me: Alright, here we go!

Xehsin: Wait! Why am I the bad guy?

*Everyone throws popcorn at him*

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Me: Okay, it's not a preview now, since everyone is messing with me.

Everyone: Stop complaining!
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*In TWTNW*

Xehsin: So I have returned, and I want revenge!

Deathspank: Hey! I'm suppose to start off!

Xehsin: What?

Risk own: Just ignore him.

Milkman: He always was the crazy one.

Cin: I thought I was.

John S.: Oh shut up Sin.

Cin: It's Cin ya moron!

Xehsin: Enough!

Roxas: Wait, what I want to know is, why are you here.

Xehsin: After I left, I had died from Boris.

Boris: What can I say, I like killing people.

Xehsin: And after that, I gathered my own team, to kill you all!!!

Alice: Well Cockbite, you should look above our heads.

*Everyone had halos over their heads*

Xehsin: Fish paste...But, I guess I will enjoy seeing you in pain for all eternity!

Mish: This is not gonna end well....

Jade Rhade: Crono, I must tell you something.

Crono: Yes dear?

Jade Rhade: I love Nra!

Nra: Oh crap...

Crono; I'll kill you!

Xaldin: Oh! I love drama!

Varnor: What the hay is he doing?

Xehsin:*He summons a bunch of Shadow heartless* Attack!

Sara: Man, we already been through this!

Risk own: Oh yeah, Xehsin, I have a better idea.

Xehsin:*smiles as they plot*

*Everyone runs off from the area*

Xehsin: Alright noobs here's the plan.....ah man, why didn't you guys say anything?!

John S.:*wakes up* Wah?

*Towards the sky scraper*

Bahamut: We're almost there!

*Suddenly a bright flash appears, and everything goes blank*

*In ????*

Deathspank:........................

FireNanaki: Uhhh, DS sir, what happened?

Deathspank:X_X

FireNanaki: Ah cheesenips....

Jube:I need to calm down, i'm bleeding for some reason, and we're in a strange place.

Xaldin: Happy peanut soul, over chocolate covered mountain tops, and waterfalls of caaarameeel! Prancing nugget in the meadow, sings a song of satisfaction to the woooooorrrlllllld!!!

Jube: Would you shut up with the snicker songs?!

Xaldin: You're just jelous that I can sing!

MochaCat: Oh please, your singing is what probably knocked everyone out!

Repliku: Hmm, maybe Xaldin accidently touched a girl, and then he exploded.

Everyone:...............

Everyone but Xaldin: Makes sense.

Xaldin: Oh shut up.

Splitoverload: Haven't you guys noticed everyone isn''t here?

Khchick55: Hmm, i'm more worried about the place we are at.

Marluxia_loves_flowers:...................Blesphemy!!

*Everyone there looked as if they were plastic*

Zexion: I don't like where this is going.......oh no, it's you!

Bugs Bunny: Oh man, it's wabbit season.

Everyone:AHHHHHHH!!!!

Deathspank: Oh look! Bugs bunny!

Kairi245: WTF!? He isn't Disney!

Mickey Mouse: Yeah, and I wonder why i'm here too.

Buzz Lightyear: Me too. Oh, hey guys.

*Mickey, Buzz, and Bugs shake hands*

Everyone:*faints*

*In ????*

Sara: Boris, I will kill you for this.

Boris: Sorry babe but i'm aleady dead.

Xehsin: Why do I get stuck with these people?

DBX: Why don't you get off my Pancrious?

Jade Rhade: You spelt tha-

DBX: Shut up!

Trigger:*stands up* Well, we're not in TWTNW anymore. So uhhh Sara, wanna save civilazation, if ya know what I mean?

Sara:*slaps you*

Arc:*sighs* Coud've sworn i've seen this place before....

Chendler: Does anyone else hear music?

Jordier0xs0x: Sounds kind of like....

Cid: Will you whipper snappers move out the way?!*coughs*

Darkandroid:..........This is all your fault Boris.

Boris: Yeah, I got the bruises to prove it.

Cid:*breaks his back* Someone help me!

GhettoXenmas: Lets jack some money!

Sara: No!

Xehsin: Oh! Stop being such a goody two shoes.....what the?

Darkwatch: Yeah, that didn't even make sense to us...

Spitfire: Can it!.........i'll hold him down.

Everyone:*shrugs*

Xehsin: Welcome to the dark side everybody!*gives them cookies* But i'm still gonna kill ya!

HigherBeing: Uh oh, looks like we got trouble.*turns on her crazy lady form*

Arc: No, even he doesn't deserve that.

Squall: What are you guys doing?

Mish: Nothin, now go away you ugly man!

Squall:*runs home* Mommy!

Everyone, including Cid: ROFLMFAO!!

Cid: Even though you guys are stealing my money, it's fun to hang out.

FFanatic: Man! You only have five bucks!

Moogle: What are you guys doing?

Alice: God dangit, why do people always ask that?!

Moogle: I'm a cop.

Alice: How can I help you?

Moogle: You can, by answering my question.

Alice: We're just helping him up.*nose extended*

Sara: What the?

Pinnochio: Oh look, finnaly someone like me!

Alice: What? Oh, when my nose does this, it doesn't mean i'm lying. I'm just really hungry.*nose extends so far that it pokes in Nexit@h XIV eye*

Nexit@h XIV: Ow! Alice!

Moogle: Ma'm, im afraid imma have t-

Alice: Get him!

Moogle: Oh snickerdoodles!

*Everyone tackles the moogle*

*In ????*

Libregkd: Out of all the people I get stuck with, it had to be you.

Shadowjak: Hey, i'm not that happy about it either.

Ducky: Me either.

Shadowjak: Shut up punk.

Ducky:*secretly lifts up finger*

Anniexo: I have no idea where we are, but your arm is looking pretty good.

Christhor: Eh, that drool from your mouth isn't good for a ladys appearance.

Anniexo:*tackles him*

Christhor: Ahh!!

Thir13en: Long live Christhor.....*bows head*

Anniexo: Someone! I need some steak sauce!

Mustang: *sigh**coughs* Anyway, we need to figure out where we are.

Misty: I know where.

Soushirei: And sadly, so do I.

*A T-Rex stands in the distance, staring at them*

Rat: Don't make any sudden movements......Hey!!

*Everyone had already taken off*

Rat: Ah prune juice....*gets eaten*

VideoGameNerd: I'm so glad our backs are working fi-*falls down* Help!

Samurai:*Tries to but gets stepped on by Rex*

*Everyone gets backed into a corner*

Roxas: It has been nice knowing you guys, and I shall remember you guys for all eternity.

Libregkd: Oh STFU!!

*Suddenly the Rex gets tackled by Anniexo and Christhor*

Both: Dinner time!!

*They dissapear in the trees*

Roxas:.....................

Angel: Remind me to never cross her path to hunger.

Cloaked-Schemer:*phone rings* Hey guys, it's Xehsin......how does he-

Roxas: You don't wanna know.

Cloaked-Schemer:*shrugs and answers* Alright Mofo whatcha wa-

Cloaked-Schemers mother: Watch yo language!!

Cloaked-Schemer: Oh ma, I didn't know it was you, I thought it was someone else.....yes i'm crossing worlds with clean underwear, look i'll call you back!*hangs up*.........What?

*Everyone busts out laughing*

Anniexo: Wooh, i'm stuffed.

Christhor: I'm glad that Rex came by.

Roxas~Rox~my~sox: Hmmm, hey your phone is ringing.

Cloaked-Schemer:*gives it to Libregkd* Take it gerbil!

Libregkd:*rolls eyes* Hello?

Deathspank:..............Bugs................worlds.....................portals......*beep*

Libregkd: Hmm, he was trying to tell us something, but what?

BlackSigma: Well, lets find some portals I guess.

01_Kairi: I think we'd have more luck finding a Spinosarous.

*In ????*

Deathspank: Dangit, I couldn't really connect.

FireNanaki: Then we're gonna have to find a way out of here, with these guys.

Jube: So Bugs and Mickey, how does it feel to be the stars of two great companys?

Bugs: Oh STFU and give me a cookie.

Mickey: Yeah, he's in a bad mood.

Buzz: Hey Jube, what about me?

Jube: You are just a minor Disney character, and plus you're fat.

Buzz: What? I really liked that new ice cream....

Bugs: But, if you guys need my help, then i'll try.

Deathspank: To do what?

Bugs: Help.

Deathspank: Help with what?

Bugs: Hey guys, its spanky season!

Deathspank: Ah supercalifragilisticexpialidocious................

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Me: Yeah I know, I made another opening, but for some reason, I don't want to stop just yet....

Deathspank: Imma give you a warning...

Me: Bu-

Sara: And then another.

Me: Bu-

Cin: And then your last one.

Me: ah crap...

Arc: You will look good in that dark red color.

Me:.................ya really think so?

Nra: Yeah!*gives high fives*

Sara:*smacks forehead*



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*runs*

 

Getting eaten is so sexy.

 

Lol, only cool people get eaten by a Rex.XD

 

Dude I killed a T-rex? Sweet, but whats with me wanting to eat?

 

Three words: You is crazy!

Zexion: That doesn't make sense!

Me: Oh shut up!

 

OKay then, keep the me killing a T-rex crazy, but cut out the eating crazy okay?

 

Aye Aye captain.

Me: Jeez, women and their moods.

*gets beat up by every female on site*

 

Cheeky git.

 

Once again: L-O-Freakin' L.

These things crack me up. xD

 

Hmmm, you flatter me.XD

Glad you enjoyed!

 

Why thank you XD

And yes I did enjoy.

 

I love these things...There cool....

 

Zexion: Don't you mea-

Me: Give it a rest dangit, we ain't in the movies anymore! Anyways, i'm glad you enjoyed.

 

Its cool. I'm in the the preview. XD
I'm getting famous.
by the way, good story. :noworries:

 

I surprisingly enjoy this. XD

 

LOL this is so funny! xD
LOL I can't believe Alice's nose poked my eye...xDDDD

 

yay! i was in this one!
theyre still really funny xD

 

Glad you all enjoyed!^_^

 

*Cookie for Soku*


xD​

 

I was getting alittle hungry.XD