Nobodies of the Caribbean: Curse of The Gambling Pearl (Part 1)

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Nobodies of the Caribbean: Curse of The Gambling Pearl (Part 1)
"These are quotes from the movie POTC Curse of the Black Pearl)

Governor Vexen Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.

Larxene Swann: Well, women in London must've learn not to breathe.

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Leon: You don't have permission to be aboard there, Mate.

Luxord Sparrow: I'm sorry, it's just, it's such a pretty boat, ship.

Ansem: What's your name?

Luxord Sparrow: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.

Leon: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?

Ansem: Yeah, and no lies.

Luxord Sparrow: Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.

Ansem: I said no lies.

Leon: I think he's telling the truth.

Ansem: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.

Luxord Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Leon: I never would have thought of that.

Luxord Sparrow: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

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Xaldin: Well, well, Luxord Sparrow, isn't it?

Luxord Sparrow: Captain Luxord Sparrow if you please, sir.

Xaldin: Well, I don't see your ship, Captain.

Luxord Sparrow: I'm in the market, as it were.

Xaldin: You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Luxord Sparrow: But you have heard of me.