My True Thoughts on Kingdom Hearts II

Kingdom Hearts II is the ****ty sequel to Kingdom Hearts. Unlike that first game there is ACTUAL gay content in this game. After all, that's the only reason that two guys would want to stay on a beach TOGETHA, FOREVA. Srsly this game is gay. They have 12 guys (half of which are already dead) running talking about these doors to darkness. Sounds like a couple of Nobodies are trapped in the closet with Michael Jackson. Speaking of good ole' MJ there's so much prepubescent squirming that it's almost horrifying.

Only furries and morons still obsessed with FF7 play this game.


A feature implemented is that in this Kingdom Hearts shamelessly ruins Pirates Of The Caribbean by adding Sparrow and giving him a ******'s voice. Then again, Depp looks good as a woman who could get a rimjaw from the Genie.

TYPICAL KINGDOM HEARTZ FANBOY (notice the lack of friends and a social life):

 

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Wut?


D:

 

Omg...the Picture...xdddddddddd

 

He told me about that. It was funny.

It was just a joke to annoy me.

 

Omg.





Look at that picture.

 

*Looks at picture*
*Pukes*

 

*stares at the picture*..............-_-

THIS IS TRULY AMAZING!!:D i didn't even understand a word you said

*stares picture again*

what was that you were saying again? D:

 

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I hope you arent serious like usual xD

But still, KH fanboys/girl don't have no social life. I have 40 friends x3