My School Flunked 2nd Grade...

Help me, I'm begging you!

I've moved out to the country as several of you know, and yesterday was my first day of school. Unfortunately, instead of "leaving our doors brimming with knowledge each day" as my principal said in a speech, I can literally feel my IQ dropping. Let me tell you now, it feels like your brains are coming out of your ears. It's not a very comfortable feeling.

Theiyz iz gone dune mayd mez fugetz mah spellinz.

They don't run on a credit system, so I'm stuck taking classes I've already taken before and passed with high A's.

They all call me "Honey" or "Nena." You may not know this (VGN probably does) but I don't enjoy being called your Honey if I'm not...and I'm sure to let you know.

I live fifteen minutes from school, yet it takes me nearly two hours to go home each day.

I'm not allowed to listen to my iPod on the bus, which is one of the things that keeps me from snapping at the bus driver who pisses me off whenever she exhales.

I got in trouble for correcting my Science teacher. Keep in mind that I've already taken his class and that he announced that the information was going to be on a test. Then he said that the SI system was German...when I'm pretty sure that it's French.

I had to escort a Sophomore out into the woods to check for giant spiders and fauns. He apparently likes Harry Potter...and making me translate things into French.

What else...*thinks*

Oh, and they all say "pen" as "pin" in their incredibly annoying southern accents...that I'm picking up on. T.T

Excuse me, I'm "fixin'" to go hit my head on a well until I qualify for Special Ed. For Reaaaal.

 

XDDDD

I feel sorry for the HP kid.

 

Huh. Well, I'm not too sure how this matches your thread title...

 

They're all mentally ******ed, and I'm pretty sure that I could beat my teachers' scores in the SATs.

 

Geeze.

That sounds...Geeze. That really sucks. Hey instead of taking the bus home, can't you walk it instead? Than you could listen to your ipod and not get annoyed by the drivers... breathing?

 

Well, that's always a possibility, but you have to throw into consideration that these are country roads that we're talking about...and I don't know my way around. It would also take me a couple more hours...

 

Wait how? Didn't you say that you lived... about 15 minutes away? Or is it sehr hilly?

 

15 minutes in a car...but you have to remember that my mom enjoys going about 80 MPH on a general basis.

(Oh, and some of the areas are a little...ehh...not bad, exactly, but I wouldn't walk through them alone.)

 

Ahhh... Makes sence. Well where did you move to?

E-hmmm? And I'm with you with the parent-car issues. *shiver* My dad driving 70 down a hill screaming that we've lost the brakes....O.o....

Haunting.

 

Oh, crap. I really feel sorry for you. I'm trying to think of something to say to boost morale, but I got nothing. *shrugs* Sorry.

 

I feel sorry for you, that school sucks, that should be inspected

 

I know how that feels, I flew through my Highschool's Science classes my freshman year Sophmor-Senior years I was taken to the local Community college, where I still out did everyone. It sucks being stuck in class/school with intellectually inferior people. and if my memory is right, your correct, it IS French.

 

I know how you feel. Same thing happened to me when I went to high school. They messed my schedule up and made me repeat three classes. Thank goodness that when I transferred schools 3 weeks later that they got me back on track.

 

if they sent me out there id have shot myself in the head by now.....i feel bad for you...

 

No, you would probably be cheering instead..............You would finally have a class that you wouldn't fail in.

 

Rofl nice.