My school cafeteria has been 'experimenting'

• Monday, I had a hotdog that was partially hollow.... Cooked pig intenstines in a bun...
• Tuesday, I bought a chicken & mushroom pasty that fell apart as I bit into it... I had to eat it off the plastic wrap
• Today, I bought something that resembled a cookie, but was rock-solid, looked like it was packed with grease, and was strawberry flavoured...

... I fear tomorrow...

 

Play a giant game of marco polo in the lunchroom with anonymous players. Fun as hell.

 

They did that at my high school after Jamie Oliver killed turkey twizzlers with rage. It'll die down in a week or three, hopefully.

 

So my 2 female friends have been "experimenting."

 

In elementary school the hot dogs would bounce.

I win.
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I see.