My pistol seems to be in your face good sir

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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Just got off playing some Killzone 2 and I've got a funny story.

    I go into a pistol only room and I decide "hey, I wanna punch everybody I see". So I sneak around the entire game and pistol-whip each enemy. The other team starts raging hard because they can't shoot me since I'm so close. One guy has a mic.

    "MOTHERFUCKER STOP RUNNING AROUND LIKE A ******! FUCK MELEE IS FOR FUCKING NOOBS! GODDAMMIT AGAIN FUCK! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! FUCK THIS GAME IT FUCKING SUCKS!"

    and he ragequit. I got like 2 others to ragequit too.

    Feels so good.

    Any of you got any similar stories?
     
  2. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    I played a pro Tekken Player Tekken DR once. And played Sergei Dragonov for hte first time. I didn't know his movelist, so I spent most of the match blocking and using basic counter attacks...

    He lost, and yelled...

    "HOW THE **** CAN YOU BEAT A TURTLEING DRAGONOV!"

    Good times...
     
  3. Luka Deafening silence

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    I think everyone here shiould get a PS3 with KZ2 and we can play a 32 multiplayer khv match.
    Oh yeah.
     
  4. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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  5. ducky Destiny Islands Resident

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    Nice game u got ther
     
  6. Mielé Banned

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    Kind of a similiar story but whatever.

    Our computer teachers decided to have an online shooting game tournament, so I decided to join even though I had never played this particular game. (forgot what the game was called, Soldier of Fortune or some crap. Just a free internet game, nothing big, and so that it didn't lag the school comps)

    In the end, I hit the frag limit almost everytime with 40 kills therefore, coming first out of around 20 people.

    So then, I was called a cheater, so I had 5 people watching me play, and they were all 'guys, she's not cheating.'

    Most of the guys ragequit then.
     
  7. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

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    Oh yeah, I remember that. Never thought you cheated though D:
     
  8. Mielé Banned

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    The others thought I cheated, by that, I mean all the guys who thought they're all top shit at the game because they have a dick and couldn't possibly imagine that they just got their ass kicked by a girl.
     
  9. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

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    I know, I was there.
     
  10. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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  11. Luka Deafening silence

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    Pretty obviously even. :/
     
  12. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Nonetheless, that guy in the video was pretty much how the guys I was playing against acted on their mics. I think I'm gonna do it again tonight and try to find them.
     
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