My parents

They're watching some really good porn :S
Though I don't actually know, I'm just in the room next door :/

 

I don't think that's porn...

 

How do you reach such a conclusion?

 

lucky *****.

 

I know its not, I was trying to be subtle about the fact that I'm pretty much scarred for life

 

And yet, you're choice of well decided words were

:/

 

Well thats what I actualy thought the first time I heard it :/

 

I see. You poor soul.

 

Uh it s worse for me since my mum has chosen to TELL me about it>

 

One time, we had a couple staying over so my parents volunteered my room since I have a double bed. So I was forced to sleep downstairs in the living room which is directly below my room. Yes, you see where this is going. I wake up one day to this constant squeaking and thumping. Yup. And it went on for a good while. So little sleep for me. Went up later that day to find that the bed linen had been removed. When they left I had to re-tighten the bed and rewashed the linen again. Even after that it was about a week before I stopped sleeping in a sleeping bag on my bed. ;__;

They've been up a few times after that but never again were they allowed to sleep in my room. >:

 

You could have defended your beds honor with this
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f0b7/

 

gross .

 

It never happened to me, but I did stumble upon a letter that wasn' t left there for me to find. Its content is forever burned in my mind. Heh, could be worse I guess, some of my cousins/friends didn' t hear anything suspicious beforehand and ... entered their parents room without knocking.

 

thanks for bringing back all those suppressed memories

 

I think my parents have only ever done it once.
Obviously I wasn't alive at the time...

 

Well, at least you know your parents marriage is still okay...

 

i dont think my parents have had sex in years
my dad has a nice little stash of porn tho

 

You poor soul