aka the Rainbow Conspiracy The staff is not a group but actually one being that has multiple bodies that can all mobilize at one time. It also has bodies that aren't identified as staff. That is why whenever we mention staff while they are off line, they come on. Because the non-staff bodies alerted them. The almighty being that is staff goes by the name of Deathspank. Deathspank's ultimate plan is control of every color, shade, and hue ever created, which is why the staff control most of the available colors on this forum. Then there are certain unused colors which they keep from us. Rainbow is the ultimate source of power. With it under control, one is God. That is why premiums were denied rainbow names. More color, more power. That's why the staff have many different colors. They wish to control rainbow and force us all until a world of grey. As for the staff bodies, they are selected bye deathspank, though not personally. Once he found enough bodies, sometime in the beginning of KHV, he began to do all work through them. That is why he is never really seen. He even aquired a body to act as supreme over lord of laziness like he used to, which shows how lazy he really is. Too lazy to be lazy. Some of the bodies become unresponsive though. Then Deathspank disconnects them and what little information about the big picture they had become leaked. That is all I can disclose for now. The rainbow brigade is watching.
