my new RP...

some of you guys might've saw this already since i made it, but what do you think?

Plot:
In the vacant streets of a vacant town lived a vacant mansion. It looks vacant, but it’s not. It’s surrounded by vacant trees…and EVIL. Bloodsucking evil. Get it? Jonathan and Sarah are in the mansion. "What do you plan to do?" Sarah asks Jonathan. " I have a plan." Jonathan replies. He thinks. "Yeah baby, yeah!" he says. "Tell me about it Jonathan." she demands. We must plant a bomb, or 1,000,000,000 lbs. of TNT into the toilet. That’ll definitely make that bad smell go away!" he tells her. "That’s excellent!" she comments. They go to the bathroom with some TNT. Jonathan loads the toilet. "Okay, now I’m ready. Hit it man!" he calls out. Sarah detonates the toilet. Firemen see the explosion and rush over there. Jonathan is on the ground. He lost his left arm in the explosion. "Dang-it girl, I’ll…get…y-…ugh…" was what he said before he died. Sarah comes over to his body and knelt down. "I’m a vampire! I need blood!" she cries. Then she licks Jonathan's blood on the floor. Soon, Blade comes on his motorcycle with Terry Lee. "Stop vampire!" Blade commands at Sarah. She looks at him. "But wait! She knows Spider-Man!" Terry Lee tells Blade. "Knowing Spider-Man doesn’t make her cool!" he replies. Sarah gets up and takes out a device. "Ah, but you see, I have the Neo-Genetic Recombinator. In a second, I’ll make all of you my children!" she tells them. Terry Lee and Sarah fight. She(Terry Lee) loses her foot in the process. Blade takes a smoke. Terry calls for help and Blade responds. Terry gets KO'd while Blade attacks. Jonathan revives as a vampire and sucks Sarah's blood before she get's kicked in the face. Blade gets pissed. "Now, I am stronger than you or anyone else! I am IMMORTAL! Err…" Jonathan growls. Then, his left arm regenerates. "My immortality grew me an arm!" he says in pride. Blade runs off screamng. He runs into Whistler, Morbius, and Spider Man in the front of the mansion, who came to check out what happened when they saw the explosion. In space, Luke Skywalker was locked up in the Deathstar by Darth Vader. It got hit by a Empire fleet and crashed into the back of the mansion. Seth Gecko/George Clooney was being hunted down by Satanico Pandaemonium/Selma Hayek and her 1,000,000+ vampires with the help of Satan. He took shelter in the mansion while Selma and her vampires scouted the mansion for him. Liu Kang, Kung Lao sensed an evil presense. They came to the mansion via portal when they were met by her vampires. After the events of KH2, Mulan and Mushu were told by her ancestors that they saw strange monsters around where the mansion was. They thought it was the Heartless. So they told Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Mickey when they visited, and went off to the mansion using the gummi ship. The 6 of them landed at the mansion's front door just after George got in. Nearby in the bushes, J. Jonah Jameson was following Spider Man at a safe distance outside his spider sense and snuck inside with him. With Gwildor's help, He-Man escaped Skeletor using the key that Gwildor made. They both arrived at Earth inside the mansion. The RP starts off from here.

i know it's kinda long...