My nephew's name is jesus

Not hey-seuss.






Jee-zus. No joke.

 

Get a free foot wash.

 

I have to wonder what they'll say about him in school.

 

I just keep thinking about how funny it'd be if he grew up to be a construction worker and one day he was in a tragic accident involving a nail gun.

 

Congratulations, your nephew is a miracle worker and this site's number one topic. You should be proud, now you can get free foot-washes, wine, bread and fish! ...Your life should be complete.

 

That would be high-larious.

 

When I was little and my mom said Jesus (hey-seus) I though she meant the guy's name was Heyseuss. It confuzzled me.

 

Don't let him near churches. They'll eat his body and drink his blood.

 

My younger siblings both got their first communion today. That means my siblings just ate a part of your nephew. And I got it on film.

 

So we all agree, Atlas' nephew is delicious.

 

I have video evidence to prove this.

 

Are you kidding have you ever eaten those goddamn communion wafers they taste like chalk and muddy water and paper and dust and shit.

 

They're the body of a person who's been dead for hundreds of years what the hell did you expect man

 

Don't get him started on the wine. It is cheap grape juice mixed with cow orgasms.

 

I love that stuff. :C

 

I as well. Hell, if there was a cereal of it, I'd buy 5 boxes.

I think the ones he's eaten are by a different company.

 

I'd hire a manwhore named Jesus.

 

It's called Christ Chex. The wafers are good, just not the wine.

 

No no no no no no


The wafers are disgusting. It's as if i'm really eating parts of Christ.



He is not as delicious as the bible makes him out to be.

 

Congrats Atlas, your nephew is a miracle worker. And yeah I drank his blood this morning aswell.