my most awkward conversation ever

some background story:

ok so I went to meet a friend on like tuesday and I always yell "FALCON PUNCH!! SURPRISE ABORTIONS!!! and pretend like I punch her in the stomach we all laugh as she fake falls to the ground and writhes in pain screaming things like "you killed my fetus!"

its all fun and hahaha, to us, a big joke

well she calls me today and goes "Jes....Im...im pregnant..." to which I replay "Oh nuh uh! I never touched you girlfriend, I want a paternity test, wheres maury!!" she stops me and goes "No...I am being serious this time Jes...I'm ****ing pregnant!" so my next thought, that I just so happen to say out loud is "So uhhh...wanna come over today and I'll falcon punch you...?" followed by a looong 10-15 min silence

 

Just... uh... no comment.

 

hey if you knew what happened to me the last few days or so, you'd be glad I was joking and laughing instead of being all *emoslit* <_< >_>

 

What you said to her makes me want to emo slit. xD

 

O_O;

wow Jes xD; just uh...wow​

 

Well...that's a nice choice of words....o__o

 

eh...wow...sounds like something I friend of mine would said. That's his sort of twisted humour.

 

O.O

Then again, it could have been weirder.. she could have ASKED you to do it O.O

 

Silly Neku. Falcon punch is for Captain Falcon only.

 

Wow that just literally killed your inside joke D:

 

your still alive?? =O tou gotta call meh when you get the chance -_-

oh I know right?

 

I lol'd...and I cringed.

But mostly lol'd.