My Mom Wanted To Take Me Strawberry-Picking...

Because that went SO well the last time.....when I was 6 --__--

*remembers falling face-first into a basket of strawberries*


Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

 

Go and spend time with your mother. You know its the right thing to do.

Also, I love your av.

 

But they are delicious.

 

In Soviet Russia strawberries eat Spike

 

And I'll take my pride in my standing as a McCarthyist.


....you commie. --__--

 

I want to fall face first into a bowl of strawberries and om nom nom

 

In Soviet Russia, socialism is the applied type of government.

Heh heh heh.

 

You know, Coca-Cola cans are red...just like Communism.
Strawberries are also red.

 

Which is why pepsi is better.

 

He's right, you know.

 

Spoiler

 

Take cream. It'll soften your landing.