My hands are full of the *****.

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  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I was playing with my dog (it's a she) and my nose starts to itch so I scratch it.

    I hadn't washed my hands so my mother (she speaks Spanish) says Quita tus manos de la cara! Tienes las manos ful de la perra!


    Which directly translates to Don't put your hands on your face! Your hands are full of the bitch!






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    People say that to me all the time.
     
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    You live in a whore house?
     
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    Not exactly live, so much as visit commonly.
     
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    Spanish is soo silly! but dat ain't the term you're implying, but it works.
     
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    Weird thread is weird.
     
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    Because it's a weird thread.


    A weird thread can't be normal.


    So what's the point of stating the obvious?
     
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    It reassures us that we are in reality.
     
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    But I'm pretty sure we've already entered

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