My friend Mike -.-

I have this friend, he is SO immature and so stupid! One time, I had a get together at the end of my freshman year, I invited a bunch of my friends. About an hour later, he shows up. My mom asked him if I invited him, his response "Oh! I know I was invited!" So my mom asks me, and I told her no. I considered asking him to leave, but he would probably go off and cry and pout and talk stuff behind my back.
And, everytime I'm having a crappy day, he pokes, touches, etc. to me, and It pushes me over the edge and he says "Are you pissy?" That just makes me MAD, I tell him I'm not in the mood, and what does he do? He keeps doing it. What should I tell him? He's immature, so idk how to tell him, in a manly way. lol. any ideas?
Oh forgot one more thing, he will NOT take no for an answer. He asks if he can come over and my mom tells him no. So he says "why not?" and gets all nosy about our business. I need help on this pplz, i need something to say to him!

 

Deal with it for now. Just one question. How old is he? If he's over 15 tell him to "Get the hell in his car and go away. I'm busy."

 

lol he's 15. *sigh*

 

Tell him to act his age, not his shoe size. Ignore him. Tell your mom to ignore him too. It works. For me anyway. That person always leaves me alone after.​

 

Or fight fire with fire.
Be Mike's Mike.
Do what he does to you to him.
This works, I've done it a hundred times.

 

Thats so damn true xDDD
Yeah. Fight fire with fire.
Either completely ignore him or be just as annoying back >D

 

I first thought this. I've never tried it. But it sounds like a good plan. Better than mine.​

 

Tell him he's immature and to quit being an ass.
That should do it.

 

have you explained to him what is annoying you. most people like that just think their funny if you sit him down and calmly explain your concerns im sure he'll do his best to mellow down.

 

Hey and if all those fail, smack some sense into him, sometimes it's all people need.

 

Tell him to bug off ,and if he comes next time un-invited say he wasnt in front of everyone.If he really annoys you you shouldn't be nice..or if you want to be on the nicer side just act like he's not there and go about your life.

 

mike is your papa.

 

I think this should go in the "Help for Life" section. Other that that, beat him up, fight fire with fire, or ignore him.

 

I agree with the fight fire with fire technique~

But if that doesn't work... weird if it doesn't though -.- ... then ignore him. I had a certain situation just like this and I ignored her for a hecking long time [no, not THAT long ^w^] and she went away just like that :3

If all else fails... move far far away Dx

 

fight fire with fire.

or send pedo bear

 

sit down and have a serious talk with him. Tell him that you don't appreciate the way he acts, and if he still says no... then he's not you're friend. Cuz a true friend would respect you and know when to take it down a knotch. But still just be honest with him.

 

Wow you sound just like my aunt.
But yeah, that could work.