My day, huh?

it started out not bad. i went out to buy a slushie. a ridiculously expensive slushie, but a slushie none the less. i went on my bike. i happen to be one of the few people who can carry a slushie and ride my bike at the same time, but the problem here is that the trip home is way too bumpy for the flimsy plastic cup to handle. within 2 minutes, there was a crack in my cup and since today is rather hot, my slushie was melting, spilling out the crack in the cup and onto my jeans.

so i do what any person would do: i book it home. nothing bad happens to me or my slushie for the rest of the ride UNTIL: literally 10 feet from my door, i go over a massive bump. i lose the lid of the cup, my straw and half my slush. the cup also develops more cracks. in a desperate plea to save what remains of my slushie, i ignore the lid and straw laying on my lawn and ride right up to my door. my slushie is melting fast, and im fumbling in my bag for my keys.

i finally find them and get the door unlocked. i race to the kitchen and grab out a glass from the cupboard. i tip my slushie cup over the mouth of glass and...

...nothing happens. the slush doesnt come out of the cup. i start tapping the bottom of the cup, like you would a ketchup bottle. still nothing. slushie's still melting. i notice as im tapping that the cracks in the cup are letting in small air bubbles and each time an air bubble goes in, the slushie moves closer to the bottom of the cup. so, i lean forward and blow air, straight into one of the cracks in my cup. forgive the onomatopoeia but SPLOOSH!!!! the slushie exits the cup WAAAY faster than i expected and half of it misses the glass. part of the remainder hits the counter and stays there, but part bounces back into my hair, and down my shirt.

then i had to go outside, pick up the lid and straw, and wipe slushie off of my bike

so, as i sit here typing this, i have only a quarter of my slushie left, my hair is sticky, i need to change my clothes, and a shower couldnt hurt either. so KHV, if any of you has had a worse day than me, id love to hear about it. it might cheer me up...

 

My dog had surgery and know wears a cone he might have cancer

 

I need to raise about 900$ in a matter of weeks, get a job in the same time, get a driving license without money, unless I want to spend another six months just sitting on my ass feeling worthless.

 

Wow, my day is going great!! Nah, im lying. I almost broke my jaw and had 3 anxiety attacks.

 

holy cow, jeez are you alright?

But my days been relatively normal. Having to be woken up by an obnoxious Step Counter than I've never used that just suddenly went off and woke me up after finally getting back to sleep only an hour and a half earlier after a nightmare of a night, had piano, wasted my time on the computer only to find out it was only 12:00 and learning that the day would last forever and I just wanted it to end. Yeah, my days been relatively fine -_-

 

hm... its not working. im actually kinda depressed now...

 

Ummm


Am I the only one that read that story with some sexual meaning?
"My slushie was melting, spilling out the crack in the cup and onto my jeans..."


Just sayin'. Lol