No other reason why you would be using a porn ridden laptop, right? Mine has FBS Fucking boring **** disease.
Mine has had its shots already. A few days ago, it had STH (Slower Than Hell). I think it's fine now... I think.
My computer has HERPES H-Hardrive E-Electro R-Radioactive P-Personal E-Extreme S-Stupidity. I suck at acronyms. Kill me.