MS Paint adventure: You are Axel

Welcome to another attempt at a MS Paint adventure thread blaady blaady blaa.
You should know the concept by now... if not basically you make commands such as:
"Axel: Summon weapons."
The idea of what you can/can't do you'll have to learn as we go along as this is the third attempt of mine.
So ya. You are Axel and you're just hanging around in your dorm room doing nobody stuff like just standing in the Organization XIII castle place because you're cool like that.

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What do?

 

Axel: Summon Yaoi Fanart and Fap vigorously to it.

 

Axel: Wonder whose legs are on the floor above you.

 

You summon some Yaoi to your magical wall of awesomeness and as you lie down to fap to it you realize you have no arms to fap with.

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EDIT:

As you lie in your bed you attempt to hear how heavy the person above you's steps are, but due to the sound of the rain you are unable to figure which member it is though. They step daintily so it's either Marluxia or Larxene.

 

> Axel: Retrieve arms from chest.

 

What chest? This thing here? That's not a chest dummy. That's a bed.

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EDIT: Sorry for the lack of continuity - the poster's gone and his gloves are transparent, that's what happen when you rush a job :|
Imagine the poster's there and he doesn't have transparent hands.

 

Axel: Get on bed and make sex noises and see how Member above reacts

 

You make some angry sex noises by picking up the bed and hitting it against the walls after trying to make normal sex sounds but it was to little effect.

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You get a bit too excited though and end up throwing your bed out of the window.

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Damn it.

 

Axel: Inspect estranged hole in the wall.

 

Can't see **** Captain.

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Although you can taste fresh air from at least 10 different directions. It seems there are cracks all through the castle, hopefully they are bigger than the one you can only fit your ridiculously weird hair in.

 

Axel: Get frustrated and set room on fire

 

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Your precious Yaoi is on fire.

 

Axel: Take he opportunity to disco dance to Disco Inferno for the comedy's sake of it.

 

Axel: Captchalog fire.

 

Axel: Spontaneous Combustion

 

Axel: Be the pony.

 

> Axel: Pester chums.

 

inb4 more MSPA jokes.

 

Axel: Realize fire is spreading to the rest of the castle.