Most Pathetically Obvious Spam You Have Ever Gotten In Your Inbox

Title explains it all.

Here's mine: "Become a CSI [firsname]!"

And no, I'm not putting "[firstname]" to block out my name, that was really what they titled the email.

 

"hi there barfly"

What the fuck?

 

"MSN!"

It was from a real life friend though.

 

I've gotten the CSI one XD Except it actually did have my name in it o.o

I remember on my first day on my new MSN account, I got two spam messages telling me I had won the UK lotto... and I live in the US XDDD​

 

Maybe the person who sent it knew your name was Amber.

 

"Lonely? We Can Fix That With These Women!"

Lawl. DeleteDeleteDelete. That one is the most amusing one I've gotten by far.

 

I choked on my snack when I read that.

 

HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME WAS A- Oh wait...​

 

You told me earlier some time ago. Oh yeah, it was in that question thread.

 

Also I keep getting emails trying to get me to buy Viagra. I don't want fucking Viagra! I'm not even close to being legal!

 

Lawl, I know right? I was laughing when I got that one.

 

"Sick of spam mail?"

I decided to e-mail them

"Yes, yes I am, so kindy **** off before i shove my computer mouse so far up your ass when i kick you in the stomach the screen right clicks."


True story.

 

And did this ever happen?

 

"Meet Black Singles in YOUR Area"

That one gave me a lot of lulz. It was even funnier considering that at the time I was only 10 [but it's still creepy at age thirteen].

 

I got one like that, except it was hot Christian singles XDDD​

 

They never wrote me back.

 

At least they saved their asses.

 

"Win 20 pounds of seafood, FREE!

Just donate $1,000,000 to your nearest Scientology church!"

............why did I send this to myself........????

 

Free? You're paying $1,000,000 I don't think that counts as free.

 

someone sent me a message saying "hi, getting bored of this site? Even if you arnt, click on the linky right here!" so I clicked on it and it took me right back to KH-Vids.. >.>