Met an old friend recently.

We got together to play some Wii at his house. I wanted to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he wanted to play High School Musical. I wasn't havin' any. We roshambo'd for it. Obviously, i won. "You win, Kitty", he said tearfully. "Damn straight, George!"
George Bush really does have a super sweet tv in his office. We played for a while, me kickin' his toosh with Link as he went Olimar (heaven knows why). Then i heard the door creak open. Condoleezza Rice poked her head in. "Can i play?" she asked warily. "PLAY ON THIS, RICE!" i shouted, tossin' a spare Wii remote at her head. Luckily the remote wasn't too badly damaged. "Nice shot, Kitty" George praisefully said.
We played for a wee bit longer, but i could see he was gettin' tired of gettin' his tooshed kick'd in. So we stopped playin' n' decided to check out what the spy satellite was watchin'. Nothin' interestin'. Just Britney in her Britney pool with several dozen life size dolls.
Then George spoke to me. "Kitty, my time is almost up. I've made so many mistakes...most of which you told me was a bad idea...i wish i had listened to you all those times." "I know George...n' that is why it saddens me to do this." I snapped my fingers n' the secret service came bustin' through, pointin' guns, flamethrowers n' Intrinsa patches at him. "KITTY!?" he squeeled. "Send him to the North Pole. The Queen could do with some company after her dogs disappeared..." It was sad to see his pathetic attempt to break free of my superduperuberhawtsexy guards. "The next President will come to office next January! YOU'LL NEVER WIN!" I just laughed at him. "I've already won...Obama is me!" George soiled himself n' was shipped off to the North Pole. My last words to him was "all your bases are belong to us"

That's right. I own most of you. HAHAHAHAHA. :3

 

Kitty cross dresses as a black man?

wat. ._.

 

I thought you lived in Europe.

 

Latex skin.

Kitty is here, kitty is there, kitty is everywhere! Beware. kekeke

 

Roshambo?

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Oh! Rock Paper Scissors!!​

 

Guys, I have a confession...I'm actually from....Australia.

EDIT: lol Amber honey that's not what Roshambo is. Wikipedia is not always accurate about THOSE things.
Urban Dictionary is your friend here.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo
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WHAT?! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE FROM AMERICA! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU ARE NO LONGER A DAUGHTER OF MINE!!!!! *shuns*

 

Strangely, that's believable to me.

 

I was your daughter? o_o

Fine then, I won't correct your grammar.


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YOU'RE
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Oh XD My friends always told me it was another way to play Rock Paper Scissors...​

 

*kicks you in the nuts*

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER!!!! >|

 

It can go either way, you know. >>

Noo, she's mine! D<

Oh and I have balls of steal. So your attempts are futile

 

My kicks shatter diamonds. Your nuts are futile.

Oh aye? Lets ask her. COME TO ME ORANGE!!!! WHO'S A GOOD LASS? =D

 

We are the Borg you will be assimilated, resistance is futile.

 

8D *runs up to kitty*

VGN.....

Your= possesive
You're= You are.

If you would normally say you are, it's you're. If you wouldn't normally say you are, it's your.

LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR.

*hugs kitty tightter* Am I a good lass? 8D
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lol you hang out with Bush and the rest of the loser kids.

 

But your not mine. It's your as in "This isn't mine it's yours." and I said "You are no daughter of mine," so I don't see how it was possessive.

My testicles are harder than diamonds.

 

Holy shiit.

 

*Squeezes Maka* Aye aye. You're a good wee lass.

They are but mere pawns for a greater good.

Not yours. Yours are thiner than paper.

It's ok, babeh. our nuts are safe. =D

 

hai gaiz i wus playin browl the other dai nd then i was on wifi nd i fuoght this gai his naem was bush nd a lass naem kitty

i thnk it was lass she used link nd i was like ohnowai nd bush used leik the migdet atronuaot gai ya hes not gud 2 much but i used supr 2 kewl 4 skewl peach nd it was mad tuff leik then i lost

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