Kingdom Hearts II Messing With Kingdom Hearts

Okay,this is a game.

Rules

You take either a scene or character(s) from Kingdom Hearts and mess it up. Just keep it clean and don't post anything innaproperiate.

 

Roxas, after overcoming the rage of Axel's plight, made his way across the darkened chamber toward a single door that lay in wait for him at one end of the room. Skeptical at first, yet somewhat intrigued, the young Nobody reached for the knob of the door (there probably wasn't a knob on it) and pushed it forward before taking his first few steps into the new area that lay ahead.

The lighting was different; bright and somewhat blinding to his eyes, Roxas shielded his sensitive orbs to the invading light as he placed his hands in front of his face. As the intensity slowly subsided--his eyes adjusting accordingly--Roxas continued his slow and aimless trek across the white-induced walkway, his eyes wandering about to ponder his surroundings.

Suddenly, his eyes locked on to a certain structure that had encased in it an individual whom Roxas had a very fond recollection of, yet, it came just as much of a surprise to the young Nobody as he had never actually met the person. And then, his lips spoke without Roxas asking it to.

"...Donald?"

Roxas' vision slowly lingered further to the right as his peripherals caught sight of another individual of striking familiarity.

"... Goofy?"

And then again.

"... Osama Bin Laden?"

Roxas' eyes continued to wander.

"... Kurt Cobain?"

"... Tupac!?"

(Somehow I get the feeling this thread is going to be moved.)

 

There it was, the pod room--in front of Roxas. He walked into the pod room only to see someone standing there--DiZ. He approached the man with a rather flustered look on his face.

"Hey...I heard YOU stole my cheetos." Roxas blamed on the man.

"...is that your line?" DiZ said contacting the script writers, getting what he was supposed to say. "Yeah, that was definitly not your line, Roxas."

"No, **** this game and it's mystical horse ****. I want my ****ing cheetos now." Roxas said summoning his keyblade, pointing at DiZ's coat pocket. "I see the bag, gimme those damn cheetos. I saw you take them out of my room before audition no less than a few hours ago."

"Now Roxas, do you think and old man like m--" He stopped, realizing the bag was in fact in his coat pocket. "Ahhh...I see...I wonder how that got there..." He said shifting his eyes back and forth numerous times.

"Alright, gimme the ****ing cheetos *****."

"Hahaha...no way. I'm far too hungry."

"What did you say?!" Roxas said yelling rather loudly.

"Y'know, you should share some of that hatred with Sora. He's far too nice for his own go--"

"**** THE SCRIPT. I want my ****in' cheetos!" He demanded at once, running at DiZ, thrusting his keyblade through DiZ.

"Oh I'm sorry, this is only a Data based projection."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Roxas yelled, swinging his keyblade dozens of times through the projected DiZ.

"Over here," DiZ said opening Sora's pod, throwing the bag of cheetos in with Sora. Roxas turned around and lunged in after the closing pod, finding himself trapt inside the space.




***When Sora Awakens***

"SORA!!! SOOOORA!!" Donald and Goofy yelled--trying to get Sora to wake up from his year long slumber. "Do ya think he'll wake up there, Donald?" Goofy asked--rubbing his nose softly.

Donald and Goofy jumped only seconds after--the pod had started to open and there lied Roxas eating cheetos, and Sora floating in the pod.

Sora yawned, and jumped out. "HEY WHERE'S MY CHEETOS?" He asked into blank space, feeling his pockets and procrastinating from responding to Donald AND Goofy.

"MY ****ING CHEETOS, *****!" Roxas yelled, throwing his keyblade at Sora--cutting him in half.

"NOOOO!" Donald and Goofy yelled--getting the rebound of Roxas' Keyblade throwing.

"Now I can go hang with the cheese guy and Jesse McCartney again," Roxas said walking out of the room--eating his cheetos--smiling enthusiastically.

Jesse McCartney magically appears: "Pwnt. =|"

(I r bored. Lulz)

 

In the darkness of the Computer Room stood Riku.He was in Ansem's form.

"Okay....Roxas is obviously dangerous without cheetos..." Riku said,watching Roxas on one of the screenes somwhat comming in. "I better put these chips down,I have no idea how he would react to these." Riku said and slowly placed them on the computer desk.

"So,what are we going to do?" Ansem asked (they have a split personality,and tent to talk to eachother).

"Hmm,well,I think we should go to Destiny Islands,Roxas shouldn't go there,now that he's completely ruined the script by killing the main heros..."
Riku said. He then created a corridor of darkness and stepped through.

~Pod Room~

Roxas was sitting on the floor,finishing off the cheetos. 'Okay,I have to go on with the journey,since Sora Donald and Goofy are dead.' He thought.

He finished the cheetos and stood up. He then dropped the bag on the ground. 'This world is just going to dissappear,anyways..' He thought.

Jimminy Cricket ran up to Roxas. "ROXAS!!! How could you do this???! Do you have a conseince??? You NEED one!!!!" He yelled.

Roxas starred at him for a moment. "Oh SHUT UP!!! If you want I'll squish you too!" He yelled.

"NOO!!!" Jimminy yelled and ran away.

"Alright,now,to find the Gummi Ship..." Roxas said and started to walk out of the pod room...

 

Kairi was running to the balcony as she saw Sora fighting off heartless at the level below.

"Sora!" she called as she saw them leap on him.

"Kairi!"

Taking steps back, she started running, and jumped off the balcony as action music played. Once there, she grabbed out a small baseball bat, and began to hit the heartless without mercy. Once they were all gone her and Sora were in the room with Goofy, Donald, and Riku.

"You are different, Kairi, but I'm just glad you're here!"

Kairi looked at Sora with a scowl on her face and her hands on her hips, "You and Riku never came home, so I decided I should just come and look for you guys."

Sora looked at her strangle, and then lowered his head to the floor, "I'm sorry."

"You should be."

Kairi runs up to him and punches his on the shoulder, picking up his head and giving him a quick peck.

"You're so stupid you know?" she sighed. "I mean you could have at least helped me jump that tiny little gorge back before you disappeared again. But no. You made me stay and be the lonely damsel huh?"

Sora turned his head slightly to the side and looked at her strangly.

"Yeah you have changed."

"And don't you forget it!"

Donald and Goofy are staring at the two with horror-stricken faces, as Riku begins to walk away with a chuckle in his throat. Kairi runs over to him.

"And you Riku! You need to get over yourself and start acting like a hero you know?"

"Riku?!"

"Yeah you heard me."

Riku turns around and looks at Sora and Kairi.

"Well, I'm not going to be like you two."

(lol I couldn't think of anything else O_o)

 

my turn!

Sora:They're definatly not with us but Donald, Goofy, and I can get rid of them for you, and then we can go see Santa!
Donald: What is it with you and Santa? I mean all you talked about was Santa since Kingdom Hearts 1, don't you think people will think you're a weird person and stop playing the game now?
Goofy: He's right.
Donald: Have I ever driven you wrong?
Sora: *thinking of memories*Yeah... we get in trouble alot because of you... you got us arrested...
Donald: But that's also how we met Tron.
Sora: What I'm trying to say is... you sometimes suck in making right choices.
Jack: It's true....