MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE EAST COAST

I wanna hear any and all Christmas stories so far. Go.

 

My mother nearly started another fight this Christmas Eve.

Luckily my grandma threatened to throw her out of the house before the fight could start.

 

I got curved so hard by my dad and cousins. No one wanted to dance w/ me. They think I can't dance but jokes on them cuz I've been practicing
>: )
(I didn't dance w/ anyone in the end tho ;-; )

 

but you should dance if you want to! You should leave your friends behind! 'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, there no friends of mine!

 

you used the wrong 'there'.

 

I didn't host that huge orgie Christmas party I've been bragging about for the past few months.

Times are hard.