Meanwhile, in Australia...

I found this outside my room...its a lot bigger than in the pic...

I'm gonna die.

 

I can vaguely see a bug of some sort??? or spider maybe​

 

Yeah the pic isnt great because my phone kept focusing on the flyscreen instead of the actual beast.

 

Welp, better get the gasoline...

 

Nuke it from orbit
it's the only way to be sure

 

Liar. That's picture is right-side up, so it couldn't have been taken in Australia.

 

Correction, you are upside down.

 

But I were upside-down, then that right-side up picture would appear to be upside-down to me.

 

Ask Gerbil to show you the picture he has of the bird eating spider sometime.

How do you know it's a bird eating spider?
Because it's eating an actual bird.

 

Nope, cause your computer is upside down as well. We're all upside down.

 

You cray cray east coasters. We never get anything interesting in Perth. Even if it wants to kill us.

 

Except Australia, which appears to be upside down to me. That picture appears to be right side up to me, which means that it was not taken in Australia.

 

You live in Australia. One of the most dangerous places on the planet, and that's what scares you? Granted it could probably kill a man given it lives in Australia but you. Live. In. Australia.

 

It's a conspiracy!!

 

You're right! Maybe I should play Australia Simulator 2012 so I'll understand it!

 

I don't know, a lot might have happened since 2012. Might want to get the new 2013 copy.

 

They don't have 2013 yet, though. All they have is the 2012 version.

 

I don't think i'd like that simulator. Whoever this Farcry the third is, I don't think he'd be any good.

 

never going to Australia