Meaningless conversations: Edition 1

last week:

(in school)

Marlom: (friend) Hey, can you trade me a shiny kadabra?
Me:sure
Marlom: what do you want fo it?
Me: i told you all i want is either cubone or feebas.
Marlom: k
Me: but i wanna keep the twisted spoon
Marlom: why do you get to keep the twisted spoon?
Me: why dont you get your own twisted spoon?
Marlom: why dont you? wild aba sometimes have it
Me: then why dont you find it?
Marlom: dont want too
Me: dude, just find one youself, i wanna keep the twisted spoon.
Marlom: i want the twisted spoon!
Me: i want it more!
Marlom: do you even know what the twisted spoon does?
Me: No. but i still want it! do YOU know what it does?
Marlom: no , not really
Me: it probably boosts psychic type moves or its and abra/kadabra/alakazam specific item.
Marlom: so can i have it?
Me: no, not really.


The actual conversation took half an hour. your thoughts?

 

I highly doubt that took half an hour.

 

I wasted 30 seconds of my life reading that, and another minute typing this post. I'm never going to get that minute back so I'll tell you now - that conversation was a fail, and I highly doubt it took 1/2 and hour, unless you were trying to use ESP on each other to read each other's minds.