Man Charged with Child Pornography, Blames Cat

Cat cleared of illegal porn charges

 

...what? How on earth could he even think that was going to work well in his defence?

 

Oh lol...

That's actually kinda sad... he must have been betting on the entire legal process to be techno-illiterate.

 

I heard about that yesterday. I was not impressed with that guy.

IF that were true, even though it's not for obvious reasons, wouldn't the guy think that

1. To turn off his computer when leaving it be
2. I'm pretty sure a cat can't type actual words if it happened to step on the keyboard.
3. I've had a cat step on my keyboard, it's more like they don't know they were doing it so unless the site was www.hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...cccccccoooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, then yeah

Point proven

 

Ceiling Cat made Fluffy do it. Last Caturday.

 

Link is not vaild... :<

 

So a cat managed to jump to a keyboard type the exact url and click the download button over 1000 times.....

 

Fixed link.

 

Link is still not vaild...you've [url**][/url] twice in there. xP

But...

"It is unclear if the cat was neutered." ROFLL...
A cat...really? It's possible that the cat may have jumped on the keyboard, but that only accounts for 2-3 images at most...not over 1,000. Excuses, excuse. Why do people try for these things? Has the necessity for the lulz~ have become THIS desperate? Goodness...

 

there fixed :<

 

Much bettah... :=D:

 

Yeah, I had that same problem with my dog....what on earth? Is that really an excuse you want to use, here?!

 

Thats ridiculous. I don't understand how this guy could possibly think that the whole cat excuse would pardon him from the charges. One thousand images is plenty more than what a simple cat would've caused.

 

How pathetic/ridiculous and disgusting. I'm just wondering now, how the **** does a cat dowload pornography? First off, it could only walk on the keyboard and you need a mouse (not the ones that eat cheese) to click on the links. I tried to use my keyboard for a day, like a long time ago, it didn't work out. You need a mouse, and unless the cat has a high IQ, I can say that the man is guilty as charged and doesn't need to blame innocent animals.

LMAO, the cat was chasing the mouse on the screen.

 

wat a perverted cat lol
nah seriously that guy has problems

 

I say we give Kitty a medal for exposing that ****** for the toddler-tickler that he is.

Bang~

 

How was he caught anyway? Or did I miss that part?

 

Haha how lame

can't see him having a life if he blames his cat... what a ******ed excuse​

 

He reported to the police that the cat was doing it...I'm trying to keep the laughter in.