Ma wee scottish paragraph o the evenin'

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  1. O R A N G E C is the heavenly option

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    Kitty is requirin' me te gee 'er ane scottish paragraph per day fur the reason that ah failed te use the c'rect wurd "wee" in place o "little". This is ob'vosly required cuz o the lack o proper scots wha live in the wearld. Ah know ah amnae nothin' more'n a wee bambino fae Amer'ca, nothin' close te scottiesville, ah em nae ev'n a mere Sassenach, but this doesnae mean ah hivnae hope. Makin' yersel a master o di'lect isnae somethin' a daft lassie (EX: Jad) wud ev' be able te de. Ah em embarkin' on this journ' en hopes te emprove ma scottish speakin'.

    THE REQUIREMENTS O MA SCOTTISH LES'NS
    - Ane scottish paragraph per day
    - Et lest 3 hours fur ev'ry day o practicin' o'er the miir
    - Noo makin' any super daft mestakes like "little" stead o' "wee"
     
  2. ShadowMancer King's Apprentice

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    good luck, i guess. i dunno scottish... XD
     
  3. Son of Sam Banned

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    Snake, remember what DeGaulle said: "The graveyards are full of indispensable men."
     
  4. Rosey Chaser

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    Get on MSN >:
     
  5. ShadowMancer King's Apprentice

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    that didn't make ANY sense. sorry. ._.
    usually I make no sense.
     
  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    HEL-LO. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENG-LISH? m
     
  7. O R A N G E C is the heavenly option

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    Rosey, Ah cunnae et this momn't, ye'll hivte get awn AIM.
     
  8. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    What a "wee" paragraph you have there.
     
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I don't know what you are saying. 8|
     
  10. Haseo Knight of Light

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    You forgot the apostrophe after the o in the title.
     
  11. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I believe she wants Rosey to get on AIM.
     
  12. Son of Sam Banned

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    this thread sucks, so i thought i'd make it suck less with a quote from metal gear solid

    no offense laura (lauren? can't remember, i'm ****** with names), you're pretty alright
     
  13. O R A N G E C is the heavenly option

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    'tis laura, nae lauren, sam. Get yer wee heine back en the KHI chat so ah can talk to ye.
     
  14. Destined Working for WDW

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    We should give kitty Redneck homework.
     
  15. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Translated for others.
     
  16. Mirai King's Apprentice

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    ... I have failed to uphold the title of "Guardian of Languages..."

    I canna' understand it!

    ・・・「言語の守護者」のタイトルを従うことを失敗したのだ・・・

    ワケ分かんねぇんやで!
     
  17. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Thank you.
     
  18. Son of Sam Banned

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    but that chat has turned into a massive **** stew full of yu-gi-oh

    i think i'd rather turn KHV into a real life country and be one of its prisoners of war than go back into that chat
     
  19. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Glad to be of assistance.
     
  20. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    A dinna kin whit yer on 'boot, yer daft wee lass.