Lying Contest

2nd Lying Contest:begins midnight.

I thought i should run a contest too see who can tell the most lies by the 28th.
Here are the rules:
1. keep it pg-13
2. no blood or gore
3. keep it real dont say things like im ur mom or im a 3 headed platapus with 9 tails who speaks only japanese
4. no foul language
5. no mentioning the part of the bible that says lying is a sin

I'll start it off.
My dad is a 67 year old 3 ”9” black man while my mom is 35 and 6 ”9”

 

I'm your penis.

 

The person above me will reach Premium within the week.

 

This is the best contest ever created.

 

I haven't just eaten chocolate pudding.

 

I did not cosplay as Mary Poppins.

I've never wondered who would win in a punch-up out of Santa Clause and Jesus Christ.

All the pokemon in my current sig are not mine.

I do not regularly threaten to rape my friend's cat.

 

I've never laughed so hard in my life.

 

im having tears you guys are so funny.

Im a girl
Gerry coleman is my dad
i havent slept with every 22 year old woman in town
Im edgar allen poe reincarnated
Im a christian
I love god
I dont have more dolls than pika
Im smart
Britney spears is my mom
I havent been to juvi
Im not an evil genius
I dont eat the meaty dog treats
I love this thread
Flynn is my dog and i just made an account named after him

I didnt sleep with the sheriff's daughter when i was 14

I havent bathed in one day
I've got a boyfriend
I'll do anything a 5 time convicted serial killer will tell me to do
I cheated to get my Practice of law liscence
I cheated on my ****
I love veggies
I can eat 12 lbs. of food

 

Skittles you should have said I do not taste the rainbow >:3

In my past life I was a napkin named Jerry.
I loved that job.

 

Shit son, I've never tasted the Rainbow.
/:

 

I can't sing
I'm not awesome
I don't have a crush
The person above doesn't have an awesome avvy
I hate kingdom hearts
My name isn't Zack

 

You aren't missing out. :'D

 

I hate poptarts with a passion.
I am 7 feet tall.
My cat just evolved into a banana.
I ate my banana/cat.
I'm not responding to this thread.

 

That's my entire collection.

 

And I believe you.

 

u ever see Knd. my room has more dolls than #3

my bed is a Snorlax man. i got it off ebay for a 1000 dollars. a snorlax bed. this time not lieing.



anyway
I dont 189 furry eeveees, 34 pikachus, 5 dog husky sized entei dolls, and 41 tiny little vulpixes
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my collection in just 1 room-not lieing

I dont own a 2,000 sq. foot house.

I dont have 4 cats and 3 adopted teenagers running around the house

Im 40

i hate collecting cute pokemon as a hobby

 

Pika your pokemon collection is bigger than my whole collection of toys and things I've bought over the years. 8D

NOT A LIE.

 

still not as big as mine.


i'll get a picture up soon..,of every room.

 

YEEH DOGGIES! Wow that is friggin' big.

 

I'm gonna be the first Swede to become America's Next Top Model. Yeah, I'm definitely tall enough to enter.​