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  1. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    One day, in the Garden of Eden, Adam walked up to God and asked him "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"

    To this, God replied "So you would fall in love with her".

    The next day, Adam walked up to got again after having a conversation with Eve. Adam asked God "Why did you make woman so stupid?"

    To this, God replied "So she would fall in love with you".
     
  2. Rhiscx Banned

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    This was well done. But you should have waited until February to post this.
     
  3. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    A Christian and an Atheist meet in a bar. They have a long debate about whose belief is correct before agreeing that both positions are valid means of explaining the universe. They then proceed to laugh at all the humans who started their own debates on the same topic but were too dumb to come to the same conclusion.
     
  4. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    This is my favorite joke
     
  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Or both invalid, you have to acknowledge both sides in order to remain consistent.