Lost in Translation

We had another pointless computer processing class in Japanese today. After we wrote out the paragraph instead of translating it ourselves we were told to use an online translator. Probably as an attempt to tell us his important life lesson -

"Translation is Impossible"

But when I translated it, it was was suppose to say I like red clothes but instead:



Oh how it made me laugh, bonus point for the person who can see the context in which made me laugh.

Another also said. "Dirt clothes like me."

Apparently if not using the right kanji, it makes the word for red become the word for dirt.

 

(there it is, and blow)