Look my beard in the face and tell him you love him.

Tell him how important he is to you.​

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Tell him you'll never hurt him.​

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Tell him you would do anything for him.​

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And tell him you and he will be together forever.​

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This one's for you, beard. ​

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beards are gross

 

*takes out razor blade and shaving cream* I'll make this quick.

 

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clearly you've never been exposed to the art of beards

 

@nick: imma puke

I am pleased to say that I have never had a beard, you are correct.

 

But
I'm pregnant.
And mustache is the father.

 

You don't need to have a beard to appreciate the love and care that goes into crafting the perfect beard.

 

I love men with beards, but it has to be properly maintained. Certain beards belong to certain kinds of people.

 

I like stubble and stubbly beards :3 That or a Gandalf beard, anything else is just weird >:3