*Loads Shotgun*

Well, it's Monday noon, I'm bored, I just finished reading The Most Dangrous Game, and you all get a 10 second head start. Startiiiiiiiiiiing now. Ans Sofa, so help me God if you do that thumbs up thing, you're first D<.

 

It's Sunday? O_o
I thought it was monday :3

 

Angry humans need hugs.
*get closer*

 

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*whips out pistol and puts in Spike's face because he got day wrong*

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You wanna try it? :P

 

Ah, crap, it's true. I don't have a calendar, okay?! D<
*shoots Forsaken and goes looking for the rest*

*Has shotgun pointed at SJ's heart*
Lemme put it this way:

 

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/shadowjak88/mgs2_100.jpg

Bring it bish!

...You know, that'd be an awesome fight. Solid Snake vs. Spike Spegal...

 

:noworries:

 

That would be pretty kick-***, actually. I've seen a very nicely done AMV of Vash vs. Spike and I've posted it twice already, but no one ever watches it. But just for the heck of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9e_WIoJJnI

*pulls Jericho .451 out of backpocket and shoots Sofa in the head*

 

*Ish Laying on side* AHH! My stuffing!
*Take out :noworries:'s gun*

 

You don't know where I am, but i'll be sniping you down any minute =]

 

*Sends Sofa's receipt back to IKEA*
Have fun in the slave market, bish!

 

*sits on a chair and eats popcorn*

 

NO! I DON'T WANNA SEE FRANK AGAIN!!!!
*Wobbles closer* How can you return me if you didn't buy me?

 

La Sofa you just dug your grave and...

I'm gonna put you in it!!!



See that giant bathtub??? You're the mannequin that's about to get hit by it!!!

Horo Horo! (=it's my laugh bish's so deal with that!!!)

 

*Makes Darth Vader voice*
Sofa, I AM your purchaser!

 

*Wobbles away* DON'T YOU DARE! *Throws pillows* *Wobbles Away*

YOU ARE!?
I was pretty sure it was Mish or HB...
Oh wait... They return me...
And then you must of.....
*Wobbles away* Give me my receipt!

 

I already returned it
*IKEA guys come in and put Sofa in the moving truck*
Tell Frank I said hi >D
*IKEA truck drives off*

 

NO!
~In Truck~
I gotta found a way to get outta here!
*Grabs stake knife and stabs it in under truck back door*

 

The truck's moving at high speed, dude. You'll be torn apart.

 

Ooh I'm Ikea phobic but I wanna purchase La sofa (*bribed Ikea truck guy to give me La Sofa*).

"Now La Sofa!!! You shall... set up a dating service and be the hot secretary in skimpy outfits who flirts with them on the phone!!! The point of the outfit is so I can laugh at you when you flash your panties (*throws La Sofa into a tight white shirt and an even tighter pencil skirt with black stilleto heels and skanky secretary make up! and a butterfly thong*)